Blonde jokes are ok. Now all jokes are fair game. I'll update the front page tomorrow.
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UNLEASH THE DRAGON
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So Heisenberg and Einstein are driving down the road. Einstein says, "Did you just hit a squirrel?" and Heisenberg says, "I'm uncertain."Comment
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Old.
Signature subject to change.
THE ZERRRRRG.Comment
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Why did samus kill everyone else?
Cuz Quizkid was using her in smash bros.
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pshh i could woop all ure a**es anyday on supersmash98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.
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3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks.. lol.. anyways.. So are we or are we not allowed to put ANY jokes on her? i have alot, but mostly racist ones.. even though im not racist
Originally posted by Tonberry_KidComment
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um.. im not sure if dis ok but..
A blonde has got done with a docters visit
The blonde says" when can i start havi'n sexual intercourse again"
The docter says" wow ive never been asked that after a tonsilectimy"98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.
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Hahaha....Originally posted by SpazzbiteComment
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ATTN: Helen Keller joke.
What did Helen Keller name her dog?
ahaaagggghhahhththahh.
Originally posted by QuickerComment
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.Comment
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Ray Charles was about to give his "Farewell, Tennesee" concert one evening, when he noticed that his microphone wasn't working. He hit the switch up and down, and tried running a sound check again. Nothing came out of the speakers. He turned it on and off, and tapped the end. Once again, nothing. Frustrated, Ray cried out, "Hey, Smits, what's wrong with this mic?"
Smits replied, "You're trying to sing into the wrong end!"
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My new novel:
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2 punny/dirty jokes.
Q: What do MJ and McDonald's have in common?
A: They both put their meat between 12-year old buns
Q: What do MJ and K-Mart have in common?
A: They both have boys clothes half-off.Comment
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One dirty, dirty joke:
What is the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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i cant really tell my jokes they are racist..
oh oh i have a few!
why was tigger looking inthe toilet.
To find pooh!
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my favorite of al korny jokes..
this is kinda funnny too..
i lhave alot of actualyl funny blinkies, but i dotn feel like loading them all..
Originally posted by Tonberry_KidComment
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