Who is that in your avatar?
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I'm not really much of a "Yo Momma" person.
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I'm not really much of a "Yo Momma" person.
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OMG everyone asks that question...Originally posted by ToshXAlex owes me two Omega favor(s)Comment
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I made this one up myself, so it's probably bad.
Your momma's so fat, she doesn't call (800) 588 2300, she weighs it.
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EMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!Originally posted by pntballa18
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Whenever someone asks for your name of AIM er at any time say that it's Mike, Mike Roch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Get it?Omega owes me [1] omega favor
I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.
xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO MEOriginally posted by Synthlight
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More like:
Mike Hock
Mike Hunt
Oh my god, I fogot like 50 of these.
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Then why don't you just answer it?Originally posted by Edge_of_DeathComment
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Please don't go off topic.Alex owes me two Omega favor(s)Comment
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Your momma's so stupid she asked who' that in edge_of_death's avatar.
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This isn't dirty at all... only dirty if you decide to use your mind...
but then again, if you don't use your mind, its not funny either o_O
Anyways...
Theres a man lying nude on a beach... A little girl walks up to him, so he covers himself
with a newspaper. She points below his midsection and says "What was that?"
The man says "a bird, now leave me alone!"
The girl goes away, and the man goes to sleep.
When the man wakes up, he finds himself in the hospital, in a lot of pain.
He asks the doctor what the heck happened. The girl is sitting down outside,
so the doctor asks her what exactly happened.
She says "I didn't do anything to the man... but when he was sleeping, I played with the
bird for a while... But it spit at me... So I broke its eggs, snapped its neck, and burned its nest!"
Poor guy >.<
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Ouchies!!! Lol. Anyways, for your momma jokes, I'll do a few of them.
Your mom is like a vaccuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Your mom is like a squirrell, everytime I turn around she has nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is like a shotgun, to cocks she blows.
Your mom is looser than a rickety door.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks outside with a red shirt, all the kids start screaming, "Kool-Aid!"
Your mom is so fat, after we had sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top.
Your mom is so fat, it takes to buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mom is so poor, when I walk through the front door, I step into the back yard.
Your mom is so ugly, when she stuck her head out of the window, she got arrested for indecent exposure.
You where so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.(not a your mom joke but whatever)
I have a couple more, but can't pull them out of my head at the moment. XD!UNLEASH THE DRAGON
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Your momma's got such big boobs that she used a picture of herself as an avatar.
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Qreepy, I actually know a person named Mike Hunt. Graduation was a riot.
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Alyssa Hammerstein! :Polite applause:
Christopher Heiffer! :Polite applause:
Mike Hunt! :Bahahihahah08spifhvpsihj es fesh:
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avatar..... interesting.
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
kinda anti-everything. but whatever.
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling"- George W. Bush
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."-George W. Bush
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."-George W. Bush.
I am sorry if the above quotes offend you in any way.Comment
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