ROCK ON!!! Nice! XD!! Lol. That made me laugh at Bush.
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lmfao, "rest of the world"Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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Meh, just give a yes or no answer and people will stop bothering you.Originally posted by Edge_of_Death
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Your mamma's so fat she got bored of yo momma jokes and sent Tosh a keyboard that actually supports 4 arrows at once.Comment
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I actually know somebody named Jack Hoff :O
He used to go to a place where Magic: The Gathering tournaments were held. They would just write his name down as Jack
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Hugh Jazz XDAlex owes me two Omega favor(s)Comment
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I don't see the laughter in these jokes...
Unless you consider dirty jokes as America's favorite past-time...Comment
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Why is Samus a bad bounty hunter?
Cause she's a girl!
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Why does Samus have small feet?
So she can stand closer to the counter! And stop fighting fuckin' Metroids!
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
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A blonde walks up to a vending machine and puts in some coins. Sure enough, out pops a can of soda. The blonde is amazed, and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the vending machine full of more coins, and the machine keeps spitting out more cans of soda.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her, "Do you mind if I have a go?"
The blonde turns and shouts, "Heck no, can't you see I'm on a winning streak!"98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.
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NEVER...Originally posted by MalReynolds
EVER...
DO THAT...
AGAIN.
That is wrong. You don't understand how dangerous Metroids are.Comment
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So Einstein walks into an H Bar.
BAHAHHA.
So, a seal walks into a club.
BAHAHAHA.
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THE ZERRRRRG.Comment
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Why does Samus wreck her space-ship in so many games?
Because she's no good at interplanetary travel!
(Footnote: Females are notorious for their lack of interplanetary travel skills)
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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OMG You are such a sexist! You discriminator!Originally posted by MalReynolds
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was at the movie theatre, she was sitting next to everyone.Alex owes me two Omega favor(s)Comment
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Get over it, it's a joke thread.
Dirty Joke Alert!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other!
Originally posted by QuickerComment
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Ehem, if you read the first post...
IT CLEARLY SAYS...
No dirty, sexual, or blonde jokes.Comment
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That's why he warned everyone.
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