Jokes!

[Tonberry_Kid]

Roflmao! I started crying. That's freaking funny.

[The_Q]

Three blondes were on the side of a road in a canoe paddling away. A blonde in a truck stops by and yells to them "What the hell do you think you're doing?" The blondes in the canoe reply "We're canoeing!" The traveling blonde yells back "Stop giving blondes looks stupid. If I knew how to swim I'd go out there and kick your asses."

Here, I'll start off the bashing of my joke. DAMN, that sucked.

Q

[Tonberry_Kid]

I thought that was good. Not bust out crying laughing but a nice smile bringer.

[AlbinoLime]

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
problem solved

[Moogy]

14!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[JurseyRider734]

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

Uh, obviously you didn't pick up the fact that he editted all of his posts to look like he was the victim. All of the other ones were him flaming FishFish.

[pntballa18]

Moogy is funny.








lol

[ckj846]

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

Uh, obviously you didn't pick up the fact that he editted all of his posts to look like he was the victim. All of the other ones were him flaming FishFish.

At least he edited them... Still, you both should just stop flaming each other... And the jokes are pretty good so far... I don't really have anymore.
O_o

[Spazzbite]

Moogy wins this thread

What did 24 say to 3?

00011011!

[Verruckter]

A pirate comes into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks:
"-Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate answers:

"-Yarr, it's driving me nuts!"


K that was lame, and you've probably read it on eBaum's world.

Another one:


A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

[scorpio1690]

So this one time I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal.

BADUM CH!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah that's freakin rad

[Quizkid23]

So this woman walks into a two story bar, but she doesn't like the looks about some of the people on the first floor, so she goes upstairs to see if there's a better crowd on the second floor. When she gets upstairs, she sees this guy pounding down lots of drinks, one after another. After about 30 seconds, the man slams down his mug, gets up, runs towards the window, jumps out and flys around the building a few times. He comes back in, and starts drinking again. The woman walks over to the guy and asks how he just did that, and he replys, "See this? This is magic beer." The woman, not believing him, asks for proof. The man says, "did you not see me fly out the window?" The woman then walks over to the bartender, and says, "let me have what he's having." The bartender gives her the drink, and she sits down. She chugs the whole mug, gets up, and jumps out the window. She falls breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender just leans over and says, "Superman, you're a dick when you're drunk."


How do you stop a polish tank?
Shoot the men pushing it.


Wow, I can't believe im at such a loss for jokes today... I usually have a lot more sry

[Tonberry_Kid]

Rofl to both of those.

[ThEclipse]

seven ate nine LMAO ROFL LOL

[Spazzbite]

seven ate nine LMAO ROFL LOL

That reminds me.

Why is A afraid of S? BECAUSE SDF!!!!