Blonde jokes are ok. Now all jokes are fair game. I'll update the front page tomorrow.
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UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess. -
So Heisenberg and Einstein are driving down the road. Einstein says, "Did you just hit a squirrel?" and Heisenberg says, "I'm uncertain."Comment
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pshh i could woop all ure a**es anyday on supersmash98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.
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3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks.. lol.. anyways.. So are we or are we not allowed to put ANY jokes on her? i have alot, but mostly racist ones.. even though im not racist
Originally posted by Tonberry_KidThat was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.Comment
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um.. im not sure if dis ok but..
A blonde has got done with a docters visit
The blonde says" when can i start havi'n sexual intercourse again"
The docter says" wow ive never been asked that after a tonsilectimy"98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.
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Hahaha....Originally posted by SpazzbiteGet over it, it's a joke thread.
Dirty Joke Alert!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other!Comment
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Ray Charles was about to give his "Farewell, Tennesee" concert one evening, when he noticed that his microphone wasn't working. He hit the switch up and down, and tried running a sound check again. Nothing came out of the speakers. He turned it on and off, and tapped the end. Once again, nothing. Frustrated, Ray cried out, "Hey, Smits, what's wrong with this mic?"
Smits replied, "You're trying to sing into the wrong end!"
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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One dirty, dirty joke:
What is the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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i cant really tell my jokes they are racist..
oh oh i have a few!
why was tigger looking inthe toilet.
To find pooh!
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my favorite of al korny jokes..

this is kinda funnny too..

i lhave alot of actualyl funny blinkies, but i dotn feel like loading them all..
Originally posted by Tonberry_KidThat was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.Comment




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