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  • ckj846
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 2437
    #31
    Wow... Would you guys stop bitching and add some jokes to the thread??? Geeze...
    Anyways, another blonde joke. Sorta old but, meh...
    There are three construction workers, a redhead, and a brunette. Every day, they each get the same PB&J sandwhich. One day, the brunette says, "If I get this sandwhich tommorow, I'm going to jump off this building." They all agree and return home, waiting for the next day. When they find another PB&J sandwhich, they each jump off the buiding. At the funereal, all of the people are sad, except for the blonde's wife. "Why are you laughing" the brunette's wife asked the blonde. "Because he packed his own lunch."

    That wasn't that funny, but the only joke I could think of off the top of my head...
    O_o
    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
    pyro31191: rofl
    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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      • QreepyBORIS
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2003
        • 7454
        #32
        Jerry's kids?

        I so missed that.

        Signature subject to change.

        THE ZERRRRRG.

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          • ToshX
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2004
            • 5111
            #33
            Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
            Then how about you tell us a joke instead of being a (!@#! about it?
            That's the best joke in this thread.

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              • Spazzbite
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jan 2003
                • 2181
                #34
                So this one time I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal.

                BADUM CH!

                Originally posted by Quicker
                shades don't break unless you break them.

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                  • Tonberry_Kid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2005
                    • 3408
                    #35
                    Never mind. I was wrong.
                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                    Originally posted by mead1
                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                      • FishFishRevolution
                        GotR Creator
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 7251
                        #36
                        Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                        Oh my gosh. That was so stupid it was funny. And it's a snare, bass drum and a cymbal. Sorry for being anal XD.
                        You should apologize for being wrong first.

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                          • Tonberry_Kid
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 3408
                            #37
                            Changed.
                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                            Originally posted by mead1
                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                              • JurseyRider734
                                lil j the bad b-word
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 7506
                                #38
                                Oooh Mr. Tough Guy.
                                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                Originally posted by Afrobean
                                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                  • Tonberry_Kid
                                    FFR Player
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 3408
                                    #39
                                    =\
                                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                    Originally posted by mead1
                                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                      • QreepyBORIS
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 7454
                                        #40
                                        Watch out, guys! He's feeling empowered!

                                        Better duck, or else he'll hit you with the giant boner he gets from resisting authority.

                                        Signature subject to change.

                                        THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                          • Tonberry_Kid
                                            FFR Player
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 3408
                                            #41
                                            I apologize.
                                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                            Originally posted by mead1
                                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                              • JurseyRider734
                                                lil j the bad b-word
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 7506
                                                #42
                                                Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.
                                                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                  • Tonberry_Kid
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 3408
                                                    #43
                                                    I just apologized and it would greatly appreciated if you did the same. I had no right to say what I said, and I am deeply sorry for saying it. Please forgive me and accept my apology.
                                                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                    Originally posted by mead1
                                                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                      • Omeganitros
                                                        auauauau
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 8897
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                                                        Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.


                                                        Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

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                                                          • Spazzbite
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 2181
                                                            #45
                                                            Had to post this.

                                                            "This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

                                                            What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

                                                            There was a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, what happened to those 8 inches you promised me last night?"

                                                            Not only did Bob have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were bent over laughing."

                                                            Originally posted by Quicker
                                                            shades don't break unless you break them.

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