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  • Mindfields
    Banned
    • Dec 2004
    • 1566
    #16
    Nope.

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      • esupin
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2003
        • 1756
        #17
        I thought it was funny.

        http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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          • FishFishRevolution
            GotR Creator
            • Nov 2003
            • 7251
            #18
            What's better than getting a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics?

            Being normal!

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              • ToshX
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2004
                • 5111
                #19
                These jokes are kind of lame in my opinion, maybe this should be turned into an "AIM Convos" topic like the thousand others we've already had. They are still funnier than any common blonde or walk into a bar joke I've ever heard.

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                  • Tonberry_Kid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2005
                    • 3408
                    #20
                    Then how about you tell us a joke instead of being a bitch about it?
                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                    Originally posted by mead1
                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                      • GuidoHunter
                        is against custom titles
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7371
                        #21
                        A local radio contest was having a contest for puns. John, looking to increase his chances, sent in ten puns. But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

                        [You've gotta pick the right audience for this next one]

                        What did the blind, deaf, and dumb kid get for Christmas?

                        A toy train. Your mom took all the cancer.

                        --Guido

                        http://andy.mikee385.com

                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                          • xiron
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 189
                            #22
                            Jesus Christ. Those were horrible (for different reasons, obviously). Any way...now for a joke.


                            How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



                            They don't screw in lightbulbs. They prefer to sit in the dark and cry about it.
                            www.myspace.com/thehappyunicorns

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                              • QreepyBORIS
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 7454
                                #23
                                Haha, Guido, I know that one.

                                Signature subject to change.

                                THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                  • Tonberry_Kid
                                    FFR Player
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 3408
                                    #24
                                    happens to walk by and ask her if she could join her. The brunette says yes. So, they both are doing jumping jacks on the tracks, both going "29, 29, 29..." A train starts coming, so the brunette jumps off the tracks. The train hits the blonde and kills her. The the brunette jumps back on the tracks and goes, "30, 30, 30..."

                                    This isn't a blonde joke but hey. Highlight to see the answers

                                    How do you kill a blue elephant?
                                    Blue elephant gun
                                    How do you kill a pink elephant?
                                    Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
                                    A hunter sees a pink elephant running over a hill and shouts, "It's a pink elephant!"
                                    What does the hunter say if that same elephant is wearing a mask?
                                    Nothing he wouldn't recognize it.
                                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                    Originally posted by mead1
                                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                      • QreepyBORIS
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 7454
                                        #25
                                        How come ice cream tastes so good?

                                        Because 40,000 kids starve to death in Africa each day.

                                        Signature subject to change.

                                        THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                          • Mindfields
                                            Banned
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 1566
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by xiron
                                            Jesus Christ. Those were horrible (for different reasons, obviously). Any way...now for a joke.


                                            How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



                                            They don't screw in lightbulbs. They prefer to sit in the dark and cry about it.
                                            That was good. Too easy to think of, if you're in a jerk-y mood, hate emo kids, and are making fun of them with your friends. =/

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                                              • jewpinthethird
                                                (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                                FFR Music Producer
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 11711
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
                                                How come ice cream tastes so good?

                                                Because 40,000 kids starve to death in Africa each day.
                                                You and Guido are terrible...I AND LOVE IT.

                                                Okay, I got one:

                                                What do you call this thread?

                                                LOCKED.

                                                Ha, syke.

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                                                  • GuidoHunter
                                                    is against custom titles
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 7371
                                                    #28
                                                    What'll it take to reunite the Beatles?

                                                    Two more bullets.


                                                    What has 30000 feet and still can't walk?

                                                    Jerry's kids.


                                                    Did you hear about the time Princess Di was on the radio?

                                                    Yeah, she was on the steering wheel and dashboard, too.


                                                    Did you hear that her family finally got some good news?

                                                    Yeah, the car was covered by insurance!

                                                    --Guido

                                                    http://andy.mikee385.com

                                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                                                      • Omeganitros
                                                        auauauau
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 8897
                                                        #29
                                                        Guido, those were incredibly lame. Not even the kind where it's so lame it's funny, just LAME.

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                                                          • GuidoHunter
                                                            is against custom titles
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 7371
                                                            #30
                                                            Sorry, Omega, but I specialize in offensive jokes. I got those last ones from books (Truly Tasteless Jokes 1, 2, and 3).

                                                            All of my other jokes are either not suitable here or puns.

                                                            --Guido

                                                            http://andy.mikee385.com

                                                            Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                            Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                            She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                                            Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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