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  • nestlekwik
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    • Dec 2002
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    FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

    You've read the rules on the front page, so get to it! When the St. Presidents' Groundhog Day groundhog falls from its tree today and lands on its tail instead of its head, which president (or prime minister or similar position) will it fall in love with?


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  • Sir_Thomas
    FFR Veteran
    • Oct 2005
    • 848

    #2
    Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

    George Washingon

    Because, like me; he was the..

    First.
    Last edited by Sir_Thomas; 02-19-2008, 11:20 AM.

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    • STEVE IS SO FRESH
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2007
      • 10

      #3
      Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

      woodrow wilson FTW!

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      • Gun92
        The Paragon of Perfection
        • Aug 2006
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        #4
        Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

        Id have to say, Bill Clinton

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        • Teddy_scfa
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          • Nov 2006
          • 116

          #5
          Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

          Chester Alan Arthur..
          i mean come on... have you seen his mustache... its just screaming "fancy"

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          • joep49
            FFR Veteran
            • Feb 2007
            • 53

            #6
            Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

            i would have to say, George Bush because George bush is the closest living livin species to the groundhog.

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            • EAGAMES
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              • Dec 2006
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              #7
              Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

              George Bush D:
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              • ice_dragon9477
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                the Canadian equivalent to George Washington was Sir John A McDonald....
                I'd have to go with that...everyone loves McDonald's

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                • buttlick
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                  • Mar 2005
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                  #9
                  Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                  i would say...Abraham Lincoln because he is tall and can prevent the groundhog from further falling on its tail.

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                  • cool110
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                    • Mar 2007
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                    #10
                    Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                    George Bush

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                    • NumiGamer
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                      • Aug 2007
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                      #11
                      Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                      I'd have to say, if the groundhog fell in love with a president, it'd be Nixon. Definitely Richard Nixon.
                      Originally posted by tofurox;
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                      • Redsky139
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                        • Oct 2007
                        • 136

                        #12
                        Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                        That would depend mostly on the coins that were in its pocket. It seems most likely that, being Punx. Phil's younger, less successful brother, the groundhog would have more pennies than other coins (also because pennies tend to proliferate in pockets and in those small bins next to cash registers). As he flipped through the air in his fall he would not be the only thing to land on his tail, and as he rubbed his rump quite dazed from his fall he would rise to see a number of images of the sixteenth president. He would pity the pennies for their uselessness (for they are, after all, the coin of the least worth in america and it would save the country more money than they are worth to stop circulating them). This would develop into a fond affection for top hats and a distrust for theatrical events. All in all, being separated from his love by 143 years would scar him much more deeply than the bruise on his tailbone.

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                        • Jaito
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                          • May 2007
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                          #13
                          Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                          I'd have to go with Millard Fillmore (13th President) because he is claimed to look like a groundhog. So therefore, The groundhog will not be unconcious, and think he see's another groundhog, he's not delirious, so he's not mistaken. Easy.
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                          • hellgod182
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                            • Oct 2007
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                            #14
                            Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                            i would say bush

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                            • CAFK
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                              #15
                              Re: FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

                              Waitwaitwait, we can't forget John F. Kennedy.

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