You've read the rules on the front page, so get to it! When the St. Presidents' Groundhog Day groundhog falls from its tree today and lands on its tail instead of its head, which president (or prime minister or similar position) will it fall in love with?
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FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

Originally posted by MixMasterLarNaruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.Tags: None -
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George Washingon
Because, like me; he was the..
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Chester Alan Arthur..
i mean come on... have you seen his mustache... its just screaming "fancy"Comment
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Originally posted by smartdude1212EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him
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That would depend mostly on the coins that were in its pocket. It seems most likely that, being Punx. Phil's younger, less successful brother, the groundhog would have more pennies than other coins (also because pennies tend to proliferate in pockets and in those small bins next to cash registers). As he flipped through the air in his fall he would not be the only thing to land on his tail, and as he rubbed his rump quite dazed from his fall he would rise to see a number of images of the sixteenth president. He would pity the pennies for their uselessness (for they are, after all, the coin of the least worth in america and it would save the country more money than they are worth to stop circulating them). This would develop into a fond affection for top hats and a distrust for theatrical events. All in all, being separated from his love by 143 years would scar him much more deeply than the bruise on his tailbone.
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Originally posted by Card ManI think this will give both of us pleasure because it will take long. (I think)Comment
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I'd have to go with Millard Fillmore (13th President) because he is claimed to look like a groundhog. So therefore, The groundhog will not be unconcious, and think he see's another groundhog, he's not delirious, so he's not mistaken. Easy.Last edited by Jaito; 02-19-2008, 11:37 AM.Comment
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Waitwaitwait, we can't forget John F. Kennedy.Comment




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