FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

[Y2KT1189]

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It would probably fall in love with William Howard Taft...that is, if he doesn't eat the squirrel first.

[jakeyjake7]

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Millard Fillmore

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

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Abraham lincon.
:O

[ddr_f4n]

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JFK

[Saik0Shinigami]

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Since the St. Presidents' groundhog fell out of the tree landing on his tail, it would have gotten a perfect 10 score. The judges if American Idol would have praise his efforts and such with Simon getting massive boo's from the crowd because he's such an utter moron. The Groundhog would clearly move on to the finals only to be shot down as the runner up idol. Then it would fall into a relapse like Brittany Spears did... get featured in the sequel to "Meet the Spartans"(shaving it's babies head and singing into a hairbrush) Where Jerry Springer would immediately fly the groundhog out to the show to get it's side of the story out on t.v. but of course since it was Jerry Springer everyone assumes that you are white trash no matter if your black, so you get the national attention of the groundhog being an utter moron... Then it will die while trying to eat little groundhog babies because it made a bet with Hannibal Lector and didn't have anything to live for, because in it's college days he made one serious mistake... he did meth for the first time. Thus completing the picture for you Jerry Springer fans. But to continue... Since he had his meth girlfriend, meth dealer, meth baby, and lost his competition with Hannibal... I assume that it's too dead to love a president. But alas... Oden said unto thee, "YE MUST CHOOSE A PRESIDENT". I choose James K. Polk. Because the groundhog used to love polka dances... and I must admit they are a tad bit catchy... And they all kissed snow white and lived happily ever after until the meteor that killed the dinosaurs came back and obliterated the sun leaving them all in a dark room where everyone cried... The groundhog burrowed into the earth and committed suicide... since he realized his love for Polka and the president is all in vein since that specific president is dead.

To recapture. I think the groundhog would clearly fall in love with the president James K. Polk because ever since the day he fell he loved polka!

[jugglinguy]

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Thomas Jefferson because my history teacher admitted she has a crush on him today (wtf?)

[botchi246]

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Ronald Reagan

[KilikOdagawa]

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I'm gonna say Hilary Clinton. She seems to like to kiss tails don't she?

[robertsona]

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Synthlight

[bac7334]

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Ulysses S. Grant?

[Meatyguy]

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I would have to say... Bill Clinton since he was such an animal!

[awein999]

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Thomas Jefferson

[Bluearrowll]

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Since I'm Canadian, I would have to choose Prime Minister Paul Martin. Why? The initials "PM" are also equal to "PM" meaning Prime Minister.

[ghount]

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Grover Cleveland... just because he's the only president to leave office then come back for a second term four years later.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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I'm pretty sure that when he fell, he would probably have hit the ground pretty hard. He would forget everything that he ever knew, and wake up 2months later, thinking he was a toaster. He would spend the rest of his days making toast with the new love of his life, Hoover.

Here is the love of his life:http://www.toaster.org/images/toasters/hoover_8517.jpg
Manufacturer: Hoover Co.
Brand Name: Hoover
Model Number: 8517