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Originally posted by Jewpinthethird"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back. -
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Oh..
I'm 4 foot 10. >:3
EDIT: Holy crap I didn't realize which page I was on when I quoted this.PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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I still haz a penis... o___________________________________________0"AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
- Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)Comment
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I was arrested on account of battery =D
I can't eat any type of seafood cause i'm allergic ( it really sucks =P)
And I accidently grabbed the barrel of the AK I was shooting and I dropped the gun and it shot one of my friends.
I'm happy to say that he is still alive.Comment
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I'm pretty sure I took a **** in my cats litter box when I was drunk. Probably also what led to the cat not going in the litter box and it ****ting on the carpet and me leaving it overnight for my mom to handle. Strange.Comment
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i gave a good majority of the ffr populous AIDS."AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
- Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)Comment
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