"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
Originally Posted by Afrobean Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
Originally Posted by MrRubix I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
Originally Posted by rushyrulz I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
My list of confessions. Some might just be facts about me, though.
1. I'm bi.
2. I like slapping ass.
3. I think I'm very ugly.
4. I'm 15 and in 8th grade, got held back a bit in elementary school.
5. I laugh at commercials about poor people and abused dogs.
6. I laughed at porn when I first saw it (I was 8).
7. I was introduced to masturbating at age 9 on a Pokemon forum.
8. I hate when ugly or old people touch me.
9. I watch little kid shows for the catchy songs.
10. Since I'm asian, I think my cock is too small.
11. Gay white guys scare me, but straight ones turn me on.
12. I enjoy PE because I like seeing the guys and girls get panced (sp?) because it gives me a chance to check them out.
13. I bite on my skin.
14. I yelled **** in church once.
15. I'm the most popular bisexual at my school, since I'm the only one. XD
16. FFR helped my grades go up.
17. FFR turns me on.
18. I love getting rickrolled.
19. Rick Astley is hawt to me.
20. All my teachers turn me on.
21. I hate most of my friends in real life.
Like, half the kids in my school are bi or something. It's farging ridiculous. So me being gay makes me feel...uber popular, which I kinda am, cuz I'm the funny person, :3
Also, I forgot who, but someone online made me lose my heterosexuality. I remember it was in a chatroom a few months ago. And I LOVE getting rickrolled, and Rick Astley turns me on, along with all my teachers.
My real birthdate is November 6, 1995 but I'm keeping it as '92 for nostalgic reasons. Lol.
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