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  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3304

    #181
    Re: shameful confessions

    My sister is also my lover.
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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    • richyrich55
      Wait... what?
      • Feb 2005
      • 1262

      #182
      Re: shameful confessions

      lol poochie and that's quite shocking beet!
      Originally Posted by Afrobean
      Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
      Originally Posted by MrRubix
      I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
      Originally Posted by rushyrulz
      I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
      R.I.P. Jellygod

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      • Babyvpr
        ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
        • Aug 2006
        • 512

        #183
        Re: shameful confessions

        Anal freaks me out and I'd never EVERR do it.

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        • NFD
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2007
          • 4715

          #184
          Re: shameful confessions

          You'd do it with me Liz. <3

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          • EnR
            Massive flaming dildos.
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2007
            • 8431

            #185
            Re: shameful confessions

            I read this entire thread.

            Now that's shameful.

            Liz, you so want me in your bumbum.
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            • One Winged Angel
              Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2007
              • 10837

              #186
              Re: shameful confessions

              Anal is probably extremely fun


              Originally posted by ilikexd
              i want to be cucked by cirno

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              • EnR
                Massive flaming dildos.
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2007
                • 8431

                #187
                Re: shameful confessions

                for the person giving it.
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                • NFD
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 4715

                  #188
                  Re: shameful confessions

                  Oh it is, >_>

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                  • Sprite-
                    HAVE ME WITH VODKA
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 7316

                    #189
                    Re: shameful confessions

                    I actually don't like sprite

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                    • EnR
                      Massive flaming dildos.
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 8431

                      #190
                      Re: shameful confessions

                      Poochie, I used to jump in my bed like that too.

                      I'm terrafied of bugs.
                      I tell people that I don't care what others think about me, when really, I do...a lot.
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                      • Ponygonpwns
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 852

                        #191
                        Re: shameful confessions

                        My list of confessions. Some might just be facts about me, though.
                        1. I'm bi.
                        2. I like slapping ass.
                        3. I think I'm very ugly.
                        4. I'm 15 and in 8th grade, got held back a bit in elementary school.
                        5. I laugh at commercials about poor people and abused dogs.
                        6. I laughed at porn when I first saw it (I was 8).
                        7. I was introduced to masturbating at age 9 on a Pokemon forum.
                        8. I hate when ugly or old people touch me.
                        9. I watch little kid shows for the catchy songs.
                        10. Since I'm asian, I think my cock is too small.
                        11. Gay white guys scare me, but straight ones turn me on.
                        12. I enjoy PE because I like seeing the guys and girls get panced (sp?) because it gives me a chance to check them out.
                        13. I bite on my skin.
                        14. I yelled **** in church once.
                        15. I'm the most popular bisexual at my school, since I'm the only one. XD
                        16. FFR helped my grades go up.
                        17. FFR turns me on.
                        18. I love getting rickrolled.
                        19. Rick Astley is hawt to me.
                        20. All my teachers turn me on.
                        21. I hate most of my friends in real life.
                        Last edited by Ponygonpwns; 09-4-2008, 08:48 PM.
                        My real birthdate is November 6, 1995 but I'm keeping it as '92 for nostalgic reasons. Lol.

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                        • NFD
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 4715

                          #192
                          Re: shameful confessions

                          Like, half the kids in my school are bi or something. It's farging ridiculous. So me being gay makes me feel...uber popular, which I kinda am, cuz I'm the funny person, :3

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                          • poochieCREAM
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2008
                            • 480

                            #193
                            Re: shameful confessions

                            Originally posted by Sprite-
                            I actually don't like sprite
                            WHAT!
                            LOVEGENERATION.

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                            • One Winged Angel
                              Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 10837

                              #194
                              Re: shameful confessions

                              I've been trying to put on weight for the past two years and still only barely weigh 130.

                              I'm also usually an extreme dick to everyone except girls I like atm.


                              Originally posted by ilikexd
                              i want to be cucked by cirno

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                              • Ponygonpwns
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 852

                                #195
                                Re: shameful confessions

                                Also, I forgot who, but someone online made me lose my heterosexuality. I remember it was in a chatroom a few months ago. And I LOVE getting rickrolled, and Rick Astley turns me on, along with all my teachers.
                                My real birthdate is November 6, 1995 but I'm keeping it as '92 for nostalgic reasons. Lol.

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