shameful confessions :x

[chidori!]

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i'm a simi-retard

[poochieCREAM]

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i once sleepwalked into the kitchen and pulled my pants down
..my mother and brother told me

[Panic4Me]

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I have never kissed a girl.

I have. x]

Dude, they seriously had no idea. One is my friend Jessica. I felt somewhat guilty taking away some of their innocence, but if I didn't do it, there parents would. lol, imagining that.

Jessica: Mom, what is an orgasm?
Jessica's Mom: Holy... Who told you waht an orgasm was?!
Jessica: Some kids at school...
Jessica's Mom: Well, I guess you need to know...
It is pretty much the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sexual organ and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation...
Jessica: Oh no...
Jessica's Mom: What?
Jessica: um... nothing...

My name is Jessica. o.o

I remembered another one. I was a member of club penguin before my friends told me about FFR. :l

[s0ulst0n3]

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I remembered another one. I was a member of club penguin before my friends told me about FFR. :l

Me too!!

[NFD]

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My teacher in my Algebra class is senile, and sometimes I just write down random answers and get 5/5 on my homework =X

[poochieCREAM]

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i want to have at least 6 children.

<.<;;

[Panic4Me]

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My teacher in my Algebra class is senile, and sometimes I just write down random answers and get 5/5 on my homework =X

I used to do that too.... actually, everyone in my class did. Sometimes I wouldn't even do anything and he'd walk past and say I got full credit. xD

[Redorigami]

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i once sleepwalked into the kitchen and pulled my pants down
..my mother and brother told me

I did this, but proceeded to pee in the cabinets

[R-Sisco]

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I have psychosis and I don't take meds.

[funmonkey54]

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I did this, but proceeded to pee in the cabinets

I also did this, but I walked to the bathroom and peed in the sink.

[Redorigami]

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I also did this, but I walked to the bathroom and peed in the sink.

I've also eaten half a jar of mayonnaise and taken a shower in my sleep.

[Fantasticone]

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I loss 700k today.

[Mans0n]

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I cant believe its not butter.

[tuv]

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I'm a furry...
or am I...

[Babyvpr]

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I find oral sex really fun.