shameful confessions :x

[wwwJ4mmYcouk]

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Yesterday I had to explain to 2 14 year old girls what an orgasm was and how it worked. (no joking)

Fair enough... A few 14 year old wouldnt know what this is.

I have never kissed a girl.

Seriously sort out that one! Jeees.

Then had to explain what an erection was when I was done.

Either these girls have been locked in a cave all there life or they are winding you up. How can a 14 year old not know what an erection is. I am not saying they all know what to do at 14 but they SHOULD know what one is.



I have always thought poochieCREAM looked extremely young.



I dont want any of you two to take offence to this post as i don't mean any.

[foilman8805]

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Dude, those chicks ****in trolled you irl, lmfao.

Either these girls have been locked in a cave all there life or they are winding you up. How can a 14 year old not know what an erection is. I am not saying they all know what to do at 14 but they SHOULD know what one is.

Rofl, jammy. I thought the same exact thing as you about 8 pages ago, haha.

[poochieCREAM]

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I have always thought poochieCREAM looked extremely young.

ROFL
i can either look really old, or really young. depends on how i dress, without makeup i look like an 8 year old.

hmm, young


and.. older


:]

[macgravel]

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I've never had a girlfriend. Meaning no kisses, hugs, holding hands, etc.

[EnR]

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This is a good morning read <3

Oh here's one.

I don't like taking showers at school, I don't know why, because I take showers at the local Gym when me and some freinds go work out or something.

[poochieCREAM]

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we dont have showers at school o-O;;

[ICC]

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I always blamed my brothers when I got into trouble
I still watch cartoons and love them
I don't take life seriously

[poochieCREAM]

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i know how to talk in sign language,
probably because my ex best friend was hearing impaired
so i learned australian sign language for him :]

[NFD]

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I watch really violent movies and giggle.

House of 1,000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Hostel

etc., etc.

[Black Yoshi]

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i dont like porn.

WAT?

[poochieCREAM]

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WAT?

its disgusting !

[Black Yoshi]

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its disgusting !

O________________O

omg... Lol.

Here's some:

-I punched my boob in front of my class one day cause i thought that i had a BIG mother ****ing bee x_x hm..
-I love the Rick Astley toasty in Xoon's theme lawl
-I cant eat bananas and drink milk at the same time o___O
-I got drunk in front of my parents: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...hought/169621/
=/
-I missed my school bus one day because i was searching my lipgloss

[poochieCREAM]

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i havent gone swimming in well over a year because im uncomfortable with my body.
:c

[[TeRa]]

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i havent gone swimming in well over a year because im uncomfortable with my body.
:c

What!! You're cute you know.

[Adamaja456]

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i haven't gone swimming since i was 10 because im embarrassed about my shoulder acne