I nailed a cats tail to a tree. I would come by every morning to kick it just to hear it's groan to see if it was still alive. It surprisingly lasted for four days until the ant pile nearby desecrated it.
Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
cow heart, chicken heart, lamb brains, liver, kidney, giblet, lungs, ox tail, chicken and lamb neck, lmao ive eaten a lot of things.
grosses out my friends >-<
Edit; i thought of more things
dugong [soooo close to a walrus, goddamn. mal's lucky]
and turtle. i watched a program in asia and they were cooking monkeys and eating their brains for dessert.
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