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  • Phynx
    I'm Forever
    • Mar 2007
    • 3003

    #466
    Re: shameful confessions

    Originally posted by Breakdown16
    Do you really want me to confess something?

    At amusement parks and arcades where tickets can be exchanged for prizes, I try to find cheap strategies to earn more tickets. Malfunctioning machines, leftover tickets or tokens somebody forgets to pick up, a game that accidentally gives extra tickets, even thinking about which games are ripoffs and which are better deals.

    Sad, isn't it.
    I go up to the board on skeeball and flick the paddles inside the 100 hole and it racks up like tens of thousands of points... I emptied a skeeball for around 3,000 tickets which got me a $400 airsoft sniper rifle.
    Guardin' of the Scared Shrine

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    • who_cares973
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2006
      • 15407

      #467
      Re: shameful confessions

      i stuck my penis in the holy water at church




      >.>







      <.<

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      • poochieCREAM
        FFR Player
        • May 2008
        • 480

        #468
        Re: shameful confessions

        i try internet humor with my friends

        it just doesnt work irl -sigh-
        LOVEGENERATION.

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        • sarahxjane
          FFR Veteran
          • Aug 2005
          • 2109

          #469
          Re: shameful confessions

          Originally posted by Babyvpr
          I wake up some mornings with my hand down my underwear...

          Me too!

          I'm scared someone will walk in and see.

          Thankfully I have a habit of keeping my blankets on.



          Actually, I'm not ashamed of this.
          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
          whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
          Originally posted by funmonkey54
          *knock knock*
          *opens door*
          Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
          Um, ok. May I help you?
          Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

          as of December 11th 2009.
          Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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          • TheRapingDragon
            A car crash mind
            • Aug 2005
            • 9788

            #470
            Re: shameful confessions

            At 21, I have yet to befriend a homeless man, take him home, feed him some soup, then cuddle him until the early hours of the morning.

            I feel so ashamed.

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            • Crashfan3
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2006
              • 2937

              #471
              Re: shameful confessions

              Originally posted by who_cares973
              i stuck my penis in the holy water at church
              I just fell out of my chair.

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              • who_cares973
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 15407

                #472
                Re: shameful confessions

                Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                At 21, I have yet to befriend a homeless man, take him home, feed him some soup, then cuddle him until the early hours of the morning.

                I feel so ashamed.
                what's wrong with you?

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                • TheRapingDragon
                  A car crash mind
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 9788

                  #473
                  Re: shameful confessions

                  I know, please, do not treat me differently now you know this =[.

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                  • who_cares973
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 15407

                    #474
                    Re: shameful confessions

                    Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                    I know, please, do not treat me differently now you know this =[.
                    I'm not too sure if i can do that =/

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                    • revolutionomega
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 2240

                      #475
                      Re: shameful confessions

                      Originally posted by Breakdown16
                      Do you really want me to confess something?

                      At amusement parks and arcades where tickets can be exchanged for prizes, I try to find cheap strategies to earn more tickets. Malfunctioning machines, leftover tickets or tokens somebody forgets to pick up, a game that accidentally gives extra tickets, even thinking about which games are ripoffs and which are better deals.

                      Sad, isn't it.
                      Jew status :O hehe. I do that too xD
                      "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                      - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                      • LLaMaSaUceYup
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 3759

                        #476
                        Re: shameful confessions

                        LLaMa's offer the best sex!

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                        • infinity.
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1701

                          #477
                          Re: shameful confessions

                          i remember going down a water slide with friends or family when i was younger, and i had to pee, so i peed, and it got on them, but they thought it was just water splashing from the ride.

                          so i didnt tell them.
                          signatures are for nerds

                          nerds

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                          • Psychotik
                            Heckin' Cute
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1727

                            #478
                            Re: shameful confessions

                            I can't dance like a white guy.
                            Check out my Speedruns
                            Originally posted by TEEX
                            I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                            • Redorigami
                              Call me Massive Swallow
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3162

                              #479
                              Re: shameful confessions

                              I only recently AAA'd TTTM
                              Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                              The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                              Originally posted by spreadNv
                              Got dibs on La Camp.
                              Oh right, Im not any good.
                              Got dibs on Pita.

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                              • Kanako Yasaka
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 93

                                #480
                                Re: shameful confessions

                                I play with my hair in school. -_-
                                Originally posted by crashfan3
                                I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian.
                                Originally posted by arrekusuof93
                                Who needs girls with imaginary friends?
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                                Take that 25thhour. >:]

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