8 years old, got into a running race with a friend at school during recess, **** myself from running so hard while having to take a sh*t in the first place, whole class found out after I went home, come back 30 mins later, everyone laughed at me for a few weeks after that.
It bugs me every time I think of it. Gah... such a socially horrible event on an 8 year old haha.
I played Michael Jackson's Moonwalker yesterday. I'm so ashamed of myself. And it's not because of my playing it, it's because......because.......Because I had FUN!!! 0_0
I wake up some mornings with my hand down my underwear...
That happens to me a lot D:..
Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
I walked out of my room with a boner and my mom saw... damn...
I've had this happen on many occasions. Now (since I wear boxers around the house a lot) if I have a boner, people know, I don't care. I walk around with it.
At amusement parks and arcades where tickets can be exchanged for prizes, I try to find cheap strategies to earn more tickets. Malfunctioning machines, leftover tickets or tokens somebody forgets to pick up, a game that accidentally gives extra tickets, even thinking about which games are ripoffs and which are better deals.
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