My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
There really isn't any need for anybody other than Pit, Metaknight, and Snake to be in it. There's just no way a character could top any of those three.
Eric, Baleog, and Olaf would be the most amazing addition to this game EVER. Of course, to use them properly they would have to be like the Ice Climbers, except with THREE of them in stead of two.
But what I really want is for SSB64 Pikachu to make a return. I want the absolutely ridiculous combo potential created by his manueverability and disjointed hitboxes back.
Originally posted by seinno
and also thank you everone for clearing it up for me I will try to start using my two hands iv tried quit a bit i put my left hand index and middle finger middle finger is on the up arrow index on on left arrow and right hand i use my index for the down button and middle for the right button does that seem weird?
But what I really want is for SSB64 Pikachu to make a return. I want the absolutely ridiculous combo potential created by his manueverability and disjointed hitboxes back.
You better not be joking. They really did gimp Pikachu way too much. It's like this:
Person A who works for Nintendo: "Wow... everyone is really good with Pikachu on the N64 version..."
Person B who works for Nintendo: "Yeah, that's because we made him very cheap."
A: "Oh... right. So what are we going to do for gamecube version?"
B: "Well, we'll make him so crappy that no one will be able to play as him. Then, we'll add in Pichu to make it seem like we're coutering the over-gimp, but in reality, Pichu will suck as well and will hurt himself for no good reason."
A: "That's genius. Now all we have to do is add a really crappy trophy collecting objective and we have the best game ever."
Person A who works for Nintendo: "Wow... everyone is really good with Pikachu on the N64 version..."
Person B who works for Nintendo: "Yeah, that's because we made him very cheap."
A: "Oh... right. So what are we going to do for gamecube version?"
B: "Well, we'll make him so crappy that no one will be able to play as him. Then, we'll add in Pichu to make it seem like we're coutering the over-gimp, but in reality, Pichu will suck as well and will hurt himself for no good reason."
A: "That's genius. Now all we have to do is add a really crappy trophy collecting objective and we have the best game ever."
The best part is that it worked and it WAS the best game ever.
I just hope Pit's arrow stuff isn't like Link's arrow stuff, because that stuff was the weakest bull crap EVER.
The best part is that it worked and it WAS the best game ever.
I just hope Pit's arrow stuff isn't like Link's arrow stuff, because that stuff was the weakest bull crap EVER.
Except if you're on two different sides of Final detination or anything, and you hit an opponent with a fully charged arrow they go flying into the air. Plau, against and melee character it really pisses you opponent off 'cuz they just have more troble getting to you.
Person A who works for Nintendo: "Wow... everyone is really good with Pikachu on the N64 version..."
I was good with Ness and Kirby ^_^
@Omega- Until a certain close range, Link's arrow is incredibly effective, especially if your opponent isn't that sporadic with movement techniques. You can plink an easy 20% with that and boomerang before they get into melee distance.
Originally posted by Grandiagod
My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.
I can only get the sound for the trailer no pictures
and OMG WTF roastfeast!!! you forgot the best SSBM character on that list
Originally posted by FFR4EVA_00
Characters that are obviously going to be back in this game:
-Mario
-Link
-Pikachu
-Kirby
-Fox (he's been in the other ones, why not this one?)
-Luigi (can't have Mario without...)
-Yoshi (...see Fox)
-Bowser (...see Fox again)
Characters that I would like to see in this game:
-Donkey Kong (maybeh)
-Zelda (again, maybeh)
-Marth/Roy (either one, NOT both)
Characters which I think should not be in this game:
-Ice Climbers (annoying)
-Pichu (pointless)
-Ness (annoying)
-Mewtwo (sucked too much)
-Jigglypuff (also annoying)
SAMUS
like geeze samus pwns everyone and will continue to do so in SSBB. just be ready for an online buttkicking and multiple missiles to the face when it comes out.
Nintendo Pwns all
AAA's = 800
Originally posted by V
Manti, I apologize for insulting you. Let the record show that I am a prickass douche, and not only that, but that I am a terrible player.
How did I not see this post? ;_; I'll do commentary on your opinions:
Originally posted by FFR4EVA_00
Apparently, the Japanese get to tell the guys at Nintendo who they want to see in SSBB. Lucky. So here's a few lists I made:
Characters that I would like to see in this game:
-Donkey Kong (maybeh) Yeah this character, one of Nintendo's oldest and also pretty well known, isn't going to be in the game. Don't get your hopes up. Unlike Fox, although he has been in the others, definitely not this one.
-Zelda (again, maybeh) No lie--if they took out Zelda/Sheik, I'd kill someone. Sheik was one of my favorites.
-Marth/Roy (either one, NOT both)Marth kicked ass. Roy was a waste of space.
Characters which I think should not be in this game:
-Ice Climbers (annoying) GTFO. Maybe if you didn't whore out Sheik (or didn't suck) you'd find out that Ice Climbers aren't all that annoying. Peach, anyone? Also, removing characters because they're "annoying" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Characters should be removed because they're imbalanced, not annoying to you because you can't learn to counter-play.
-Pichu (pointless) Okay, I'll agree with you there.
-Ness (annoying) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No comment.
-Mewtwo (sucked too much) Actually, he should be taken out because there are too many Pokemon. The SECOND reason is because he sucks.
-Jigglypuff (also annoying) See above as to why characters should not be removed for being "annoying".
BTW, this thread should be renamed something like "! (SSBB)", so we don't have any more threeads about this.
Originally posted by Omeganitros
I just hope Pit's arrow stuff isn't like Link's arrow stuff, because that stuff was the weakest bull crap EVER.
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