The Dumb Injuries Thread!
Just yesterday, I was playing frisbee at 9 pm at my local park with a few friends of mine. A bomb was thrown high into the air, and I was looking up instead of forward, and BAM! I ran into a fence, and got 5 stiches to the top of my lip. Now, this isn't a severe injury by any stretch of the imagination, but it surely is a dumb one. So I ask you: what is the dumbest injury you (or a friend of yours) have gone through?
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When i was in 5th grade, i played street football at recess
One day, i was running to the endzone to catch the pass and get the touchdown and right as i watched the ball go into my hands, i noticed the metal fence infront of me
I ran right into it full speed and split my school 2 1/2 inches
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When i was 9 years old, i went camping. I had a small hand saw(about 1 foot long that folds up like a knife)
well i was holding a small tree with my left hand and sawing back and forth with my right and i caught a knot and the saw came up and i sliced a 45 degree angle cut into my left index finger
i could see the white bone, it was pretty intense.
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Two years ago, I kicked the front of a couch and fractured my big toe all the way down. Soccer legs give you that kind of force.
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hehe... Last year, My friend and I jumped off my shed onto my trampoline (about a 10ft drop)... I flew off and landed back-first on the ground. I knocked my ribs about a half inch out of place... Couldn't breathe correctly for a month. >.<FUS RO DAH!Comment
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Ouch, those are some pretty dumb injuries. >_> But yeah, I have one of my own.
Uh, about two and a half years ago, around the time that I joined FFR, I was outside with my brother playing soccer and it was like 9PM and completely dark, and I was wearing flip flops. (ROFL, yeah, stupid, huh?) But yeah, I was kicking the ball past him and running really fast sideways and there was a pot hole in the ground hidden beneath some grass..
So, you can imagine what happened. Well, the grass was slippery and I fell over sideways when my foot got stuck in there and there was just this loud cracking sound, it was horrible. I mean, I just lay there for about 5 seconds and then the pain started rushing up my leg like a wildfire and I started to cry, heh. This was about two months before the end of my 7th grade, and I was in crutches for the rest of that school year, which was like.. 1 month.
But yeah, I learned my lesson.Comment
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Two stories:
When I was in 2nd grade I ran back to the class from recess. I accidently put my hand on the door path. The door slammed shut on my right pinkey and left the bone completely broken into little pieces. That little ****er gave me a ****ing huge infection.
Mother ****ing bastard.
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It ended up with a chipped front left tooth.Last edited by msbrunnettemickey; 09-16-2007, 11:39 AM.
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When i was in grade 7 I was looking in the fridge for food when I had a bad itch on the back of my knee. I was wearing very baggy shorts with tight cuffs. I scratched the back of my knee with my other foot. (Not standing on one leg) I then proceeded to step down without removing my foot from my shorts. I fell violently backwards getting a compression fracture in my right wrist.
In grade 9 I went to out local amusement park. Punched a punching bag and broke my wrist again.
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When I was ten, I was riding my bike up and down the street. It was a common game among the neighbors and I to ride through the ditch in front of my house and into my yard and then back onto the driveway and see how fast we could go. So during one of these races...I took off through the ditch, hit a rock at the very top, and went flying off the bike. Both the bike and I did a flip in mid-air, and luckily I was a dork and was wearing a helmet, because I crashed headfirst into the nearest tree. The bike landed on top of me. Somehow I didn't break anything but was in a LOT of pain. Ohhh to be a child again...
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I fractured my pancreas once eating hypodermic needlesComment
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I was biking on ice and rode into a pole.Originally posted by DossarLX ODIComment
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About 4 months ago now my friend who is an effing HUGE asain (like 6'4'' 280 pounds) put my other friends hat up on a ledge. Now me being 5'11'' should have no problem jumping up to grab it right? Of course not... I jumped up with plenty of hight and got the hat, BUT I happened to be wearing a ring at the time. It got caught on the lip of the ledge peeling the skin back on my finger (almost completely removing the skin/finger itself) and spraining the f*ck out of it. One car ride to the hospital and 20 stitches later the doctor is telling me how lucky I am that i didn't injure myself worse... Which did happen to piss me off at the time because it really hurt...=/ BUT i have cool pictures XDLast edited by bender5; 10-19-2008, 07:16 PM.
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Crazy, bender. Lucky, indeed!Originally posted by DossarLX ODIComment
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The greatest part is i still wear my ring XD but I can't wear it on my right ring finger because it is too swollen to fit it on anymore, and as an added bonus I still have no feeling in a large portion of my finger too lololComment
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dude that is one messed up injuryOriginally posted by ReincarnateComment
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