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unnessecary bump!?!?!?!?!?!?!...yes. i just rebroke my hand snapped my 3rd or 4th metacarpal inhalf
unnessecary bump!?!?!?!?!?!?!...yes. i just rebroke my hand snapped my 3rd or 4th metacarpal inhalf
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When I was 8-9, I was playing with my sister in the backyard, we just swam, so we couldn't grab anything, and then (because I was a genius at the time and my level of logic was over 1000) I decided to climb that basketball pole, Fun?
No.
I hit a nail while falling, Huge scratch on my cheek ,after, I hit a rock on the ground, again my cheek.
At first I was crying like crazy, but my sis thought I was laughing so she didn't call my mom, but then she saw that huge all the blood, and cried as well xD. BAMI'm an Arbre Triste
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playing football i forgot there was a tree and was going for an over the shoulders catch, i turned last second and threw my hand out to block the impact... shattered my pinky. lol
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I dislocated my left knee at work climbing over a bathroom stall one week before my birthday this year. I was on crutches and a leg immobilizer for one week, and a knee-brace for the next.Last edited by Tater Tot; 10-19-2008, 04:10 PM.
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My friend slip down a wooden rail and got 4, 5 inch chunks of wood stuck in his butt cheek. He had to have them surgically removed they were so far in and then had stitches. He couldn't sit down for like a month. I laughed.
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i stabbed myself with a screwdriver while trying to take off the bearing from my skateboard(i was young and didnt know what i was doing)
so now i have a cross shaped scar and i tell everyone i have stigmata
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I got sacked by a nail, it was luckily the flat end but OUCH!
I had some pretty nast (and funny) bike crashes when I was little. I was a pretty crazy little guy.
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LOL!
That reminds me.
When I was just starting in line skating, I went off a ramp and perfectly did the trick. Then I went too far after landing and didn't turn and hit the sidewalk edge. I fell and a rusty nail went right through the middle of my hand. >.<
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i was attempting a "stoppy" ( brake on your front wheel making back wheel come up) and i hit the brakes to hard slamming me into a face plant... -_-Comment
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2 years ago, my friend randomly had a pen in his hand and was swinging around. guess where i was? right behind the pen that pierced my hand to the bone.
here's a WAY better one for you guys. about 4 years ago, my friend and i were just playing some random game when i suddenly ran into a mangled tree in my lawn and collapsed. my friend's mom came over to pick him up and both said i needed Neosporin for the scratch. turns out the scratch ran down the entire right side of my face and it bled like **** for about 10 min. had to wear a big bandage on my face for about two weeks.
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This was in 6th grade. I was playing soccer and wasn't paying attention and ran into a metal basketball pole. After I ran into the pole, I left and was going to sit in a tube on the playground but before I got in, someone jumped from above the tube kicking me in the head and the result knocked me down 2 stairs and then a 2-3 foot drop landing on my head.Comment
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did a flip off a 4 foot stage onto cement with no shoes... broke a toe.. im so smart haha
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About 2 weeks ago, I was rushing around before a football game trying to do things to prove that I was worthy to be the drum major of the band for a second year. Well, I was rushing through the auditorium and the band director shouted to "hurry up and get onto the stage and direct warm ups". So I jumped and didn't make it, which is odd because I usually do...banged my knee off the side of the stage ,hard, and I had (and still have) a very disgusting bruise that made me unable to put any weight on my right leg. About 20 minutes after this injury we had to run onto the field for our show...and I had to climb up onto this 8 foot podium and run in place on top of it.
Major ouch
I went to the doctor to get it looked at the next day and he said that there was a very small crack in my knee, but there's no point in trying to fix it because it's just really small and it will just feel like a bad bruise anyway
gay doctor
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Hmm I wonder when this thread got bumped I went back and read my year old posts about my finger injury.
I guess I'll tell a new story, when I was about 8 my friend had a rope zipline. One of the ropes got caught under my arm somehow and I went about 100 feet while getting severe rope burn near my armpit. It sucked pretty hardcore.
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