The Dumb Injuries Thread!

[TD_Project]

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3 fun ones for you guys.

1. At work I had to cut cardboard boxes with exacto-knives, needless to say, I was extremely careful at what I was doing as to not get cut by the knife. End of day, got cut by a box.

2. When I was little, I stepped on a soccer ball instead of kicking it and landed forehead-first into the coffee table corner, resulting in four stitches.

3. My friend tried Salvia, which I wouldn't do, but I'm watching him murmur to himself, and then he ran into my glass table and fell. After about twenty minutes he explained it to me.

Apparently he thought he was a pop can and was scared that someone was going to open him and drink him, then someone did, and then the couch was trying to eat him, being an empty pop can, so he jumped for cover.

Scary stuff.

[aTzUeLo1191]

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Beware the wrath of the MEGABUMP...srsly I started this thread 13 months ago lol.

In other news: a guy on my soccer team had to be carted off the field after he ran into a post trying to win a corner kick. The gash was soooooo nasty.

[tuv]

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I was washing a glass and it broke in my hands through my muscles and everything... lots of blood too.

[somethingillremember]

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I was at my friends house, and my friend is really rich (his dad owns a department store) and so I'm on this wooden-japanese floorboard thing (I don't live in Japan, I live in Taiwan actually. He just happened to have one). Note that when you are wearing socks, these things are very slippery. I notice that there is a random exit in his house, like, a doorway with no door right next to the wooden thing, so I begin to shuffle towards it. Suddenly a slip, straight towards the opening and WHAM! I get up wondering what the **** happened, look at the opening, and realized that it was just really well polished glass, and not actually a doorway.

Another time I was riding a bike in a mostly empty parking lot, and I tried to change gears, but for some reason they wouldn't change. So I was staring down at the gears on the back of the bike. One second I'm riding along fine, and then the next second I'm on the ground wondering what the heck just punched me in the face. Turns out it was a car. A PARKED car. Boy, I felt retarded after that.

[rzr]

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Fell off the monkey bars when I was 5 and broke my arm.

Ran from the cops with my friend, Mitch, and hopped this mad high fence. When I landed I fell on my ass because the jump knocked my feet out from under me.

Chronic toe-stubber.