The Dumb Injuries Thread!

[darklordsarumon9]

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Broken arm, bike jump, off roof

[g4z33b0]

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hard gay is a buffet of manliness hardcore dancing is a buffet of ******ness therefore hard gay does not equal hardcore dancing

[zadovoljna]

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Now this is my kind of thread! I own like every ace badge known to mankind.

1. When I was little I was running after a dog and I feel and scraped my chin to the bone.

2. I am extermelyyyyyy ticklish. So this guy in h.s came up to me and tickled my waist and it just tickled so freakin much that I jumped back and apparently when I woke up I was lying on the floor with the whole lunch room staring at me and surrounding me. I fell backwards and hit my head and elbow and the guy fell on top of me so I took the blow for him. I had a serious bump on my head and I could hardly see when I opened my eyes. I could see was a white light like as if you look at a light bulb too long. The ambulance came to school (NO SCHOOL NURSE DURING THE SUMMER WTF)taped my head to a stretcher and wheeled me away in front of everybody. Talk about humilating.

3. First date with my current boyfriend (3 years ago) we went to the park and I tried to impress him. It was winter so I had on a bulky coat and scarf the works ya no? So I go to do a handstand which normally I would of did my normal thing. But inside because my coat was so heavy I picked my legs up and then went straight down face first into the grass and I just laid there and wished I broken my neck and died because I DID NOT ever want to see my boyfriend again. (which at the time he wasn't my boyfriend) He thought it was a serious injury because I stayed laying in the grass with my face still in the grass wishing he would just go away.

4. I was wearing a pair of really thick flip flops and I was running up the stairs in my house when I slipped and I reached out to grab something and my ring finger on my right hand cracked on impact because it slammed right into the front of a stair. I broke my finger and refused to go to the hospital. I didn't cry I tried to just handle it and be tough. But my the 3rd day my mom forced me to go to the hospital and get xrays. So when we went I ended up having to wear a splinter for a month. I was probably supposed to wear it longer but school was about to start and I didn't wanna look retarded with that thing on my finger so I just took it off and never went back to the doctor. It's been like 4 or 5 years since that happen and my finger is just fine. But when it gets cold it bothers me. Or playing too too much ffr it starts to annoy me or when I draw for prolonged periods of time.

5. I sprained my ankle in a fight and I kept fighting. When the fight was over I took like a 3mile walk with my friends and when I came home my ankle was the size of a balloon. You couldn't even see the bone. I never sprained my ankle before that so I didn't know I was supposed to rest.

6. When I was a kid I was at the train station waiting for a train. I was curious to know how many carts to a whole train? So I stood up to count because I train was leaving the station and when I went to go to sit down I didn't watch were I was sitting and I sat down super fast and super hard on the handle inbetween the sets. I swore I broke my
vertebrae. It hurt so bad I couldn't walk or sleep.

7. I went on a skiing trip and it was my first time learning how to ski. I went down the mountain 3 times already and I felt I was ready to challenge myself and go faster. So I pushed myself off the top of the mountain mind you this was no bunny slope, it was like intermediate. So I push myself off and I am going faster and faster and faster and soon I realize I can't stop myself! I was going so fast that my skiis weren't even touching the floor! So I started to panic because at the bottom of the hill there is a ledge and if you can't stop you go flying off into the wilderness where the bears and deer will eat the remains of your body. So I tried to turn to the side to make myself fall to the side, because that was how the ski instructors told us to stop. So when I went to go fall to the side one of my skiis got stuck in the snow and it twisted my knee while I was rolling down the hill. After that I felt pretty bad and I lied face first in the snow until a ski instructor came and dug me out of the snow. That night I went out dancing and I was like why can't I dance right? When I went back to my hotel room my knee was completely swollen after a serious injury and a night of dancing. But luckily I brought my ace bandage because I know myself. The next day I went horse back riding and when I got home I had to be on crutches for a while because of my tough guy attitude. I was told that I need a month and a half of intensive psychical therapy several times a week. :P and I had to go to improve my conditions.

I have a lot more stories but I need to get some sleep I got work tomorrow. lol.

[travman301]

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Lmao, I just read this whole thread and I have you all beat by far.

So here it goes.

When I was 13, I was staying up with my cousins in New York. For, a week we were staying at this beach campground called Nickerson Beach. During the night, all of the kids there got together and played a game called manhunt. (It's pretty much hide and seek with teams). In our game the base was this one way sign, and the jail was a fire pit.

So here's the deal. My cousin James and I were hiding behind a trailer looking at the base. The base guards couldn't see us, so we were making a strategy. It was determined that I would run out and distract the guards, while he goes and tags everyone out in the jail.

However, being the genius I am, decide to up the ante. As soon as James ran out, I went straight for the base guard. As soon as he was close enough to touch me, I dove and slid (much faster than I anticipated) on the gravel leading to the pole of the one way sign. I made contact and was like holy ****, it worked.

Then I looked at my arm. It was bent at a 90 degree angle. This was also the point I began freaking out. It looked like it was dislocated, but I didn't want anyone to try to snap it in. Turns out it wasn't. I broke both of the bones in my arm, and enjoyed the morphine to follow.

Needless to say, the beach was no longer a part of that summer.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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I fall on my back every week speed skating... But the worst time was instead of falling i went full speed into the wall... there was a bench there to... Best part though: I could still skate around!

[dead_juggalo]

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More like hard gay dancing.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Way better than pushmoshing. All pushmoshing is is an excuse for people to rub up against fat, sweaty, topless men.

But it's all about whay you like.

[burningeyes88]

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jumped off a shed onto a trampoline with my friends jumping on it. the jumped down when i hit and i hit the ground. my spine hurt 4 six months after that. never got it checked out...probably should have

[meno_rocks123]

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I tripped on the floor and broke my left wrist and thumb (I'm a lefty)

I win

[jellygod]

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ok i wouldnt really call this an injury, but one time i was dared to eat a random plant on the ground... and it turned out it was deadly poisinous and i ate a bite, and then about half hour later i was puking for 3 hours straight and then went to the emergency room and had my stomach pumped and almost died. It was funny cause my mom thought i was drunk rofl i was only 14.

[KKKEEENNN]

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Back in early June, I was jumping on the trampoline and my friend was trying to teach me how to do a front flip on it. I was messing up quite a lot and then at one point, I landed with my right knee sticking upward at my head and then my mouth headbutt the knee which cause a pretty huge gash on my bottom lip and had my left tooth is a tad out of place. So I was rushed to the emergency room with blood flowing pretty bad from the cut. The doctor stitched it 4 times and I had to take some pills that would give me the worst sore throat ever for 1 week. For now on, the only purpose for a trampoline for me is to jump up and down. No special and crazily suicidal moves for me.

[devilsdeviousdancer]

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well i have a crushed vertebrea in my back. don't know exactly how i managed it but we know that it happened after i went horse back riding and fell off after getting clotheslined by a tree branch. then bending almost in half, and falling over the back end of the horse onto a fairly large sized rock. needless to say it hurt something fierce! and now i have problems with just about everything, lifting things, putting things down, carrying things.

[darklordsarumon9]

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Just had my hand stepped on in gym because I went to sleep in the grass lmao

[All_That_Chaz]

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when i was in middle school, me and friends did the backyard wrestling thing. but we weren't just hitting eachother with plywood, because that's retarded (well, even more so), we were actually suplexing each other and stuff on my friend richie's trampoline.

well, one day my friend vince said he wanted to try a pedigree on richie. that's where you put the other guy's head in between your legs and jump somewhat backwards down to your knees so the guy's face smacks the canvas. being the geniuses we were, we didn't take note of how much more bounce was involved on a trampoline than in the wrestling ring, so naturally, when richie's face hit the trampoline, his head bounced right back up, hitting vince *very* hard sqaure in the nuts. and because vince's thighs were holding richie's neck somewhat in place, richie's head snapped violently up and down repeatedly hitting vince in the grapefruits.

anyway vince jumped off the trampoline as soon as he was able to and promptly threw up. richie wasn't moving... he was unconscious. we got him too the hospital. he was in a wheelchair for a solid month and on crutches for another year or so before he could really walk right again. ...his mom got rid of the trampoline lol.

that's easily the most retarded injury i've ever been involved with.

[aTzUeLo1191]

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when i was in middle school, me and friends did the backyard wrestling thing. but we weren't just hitting eachother with plywood, because that's retarded (well, even more so), we were actually suplexing each other and stuff on my friend richie's trampoline.

well, one day my friend vince said he wanted to try a pedigree on richie. that's where you put the other guy's head in between your legs and jump somewhat backwards down to your knees so the guy's face smacks the canvas. being the geniuses we were, we didn't take note of how much more bounce was involved on a trampoline than in the wrestling ring, so naturally, when richie's face hit the trampoline, his head bounced right back up, hitting vince *very* hard sqaure in the nuts. and because vince's thighs were holding richie's neck somewhat in place, richie's head snapped violently up and down repeatedly hitting vince in the grapefruits.

anyway vince jumped off the trampoline as soon as he was able to and promptly threw up. richie wasn't moving... he was unconscious. we got him too the hospital. he was in a wheelchair for a solid month and on crutches for another year or so before he could really walk right again. ...his mom got rid of the trampoline lol.

that's easily the most retarded injury i've ever been involved with.

WOW I think we have a winner...not only is it severe but it's funny in a sick twisted way.

[Relambrien]

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So...I was in gym class last week, and we were playing volleyball. No one on my team could serve with any sort of consistency, so it fell to me to serve every freaking time. So I kept serving, hitting the ball when it came to me, etc. and by the end of the day my wrist hurt like crap from all the hitting. Then we did it again two days later. Note that there were no spectacular "dive and save the ball" moves; it was just hitting the stupid thing back and forth.

I found out today that because of that, my wrist's been broken for over a week. Yeah...I broke my wrist by hitting a volleyball, and didn't know about it for a week.