The Dumb Injuries Thread!

[Xx{Midday}xX]

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my bro ap19 made his left hand grow weird playing ffr, and got arthritis on his right. but he continued to play ffr with his right hand only anyways...

as for me, im always bleeding somewhere, whether its on purpose or not O_O

[Joec123]

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I recently got bruised from a Skateboard, fire hydrant, and a car

Wuts the story 4 them u ask?

I was riding a skateboard and fell off and hit a fire hydrant then a car hit me

Out Cold ^

[DXY]

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I accidentally steamed my hand. I was taking a plate of the steamer and forgot to wear oven gloves. Absolute pain for a week. Lesson to you all: don't eat steamed food.

[dashoe93]

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I cut myself.

[-Live_Free-]

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I was bored and was trying to throw a dagger into the wall. It bounced off and i was stupid and tried to catch it with my hands and it stabbed into my palm XD

[EnR]

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heres sumthing dumb but not an injury: I was snowmobiling back from ym freinds house, who lived on the lake..then as i was pinning it down the lake( only had a 440 back then) but still was going 70-75 mph...then dint realize there was a snow bank that was plowed to make a road...then BAM i hit it as a jump..prob flew 30-40 feet doing a superman, when i landed my stomach landed on my seat and i rolled of the sled. When i got back up i realize my sled was still rolling like 50 feet away then i ran after it like an idiot and drove away

Heres an accualy injury:

I was 6 or 7 years old, i was climbing a baseball fence at my schoolyard. I was only about 5 feet up..then out of nowhere i jumped off and when i landed my left ankle twisted and craked my bone..i was freaking out then went to the hospital and had a cast for almost a year and got to get pushed around in a wheel chair

another one:

Me and my bro were racing while sitting down on skateboards..then out of nowhere he went to push himself to go faster then he hit my front truck witch made me faceplant and i riped apart my bottom lip(inside) and had a bunch of dirt inside it..and broke my front tooth and was bleeding a lot rofl..

another one(my bro this time)

we had mini monkey bikes witch we got for cristmas 3 years ago and a year after that we went to my grandmas house and she had a HUGE cement hill so i think u know where im going with this....so me and my bro start racing...im way ahead...then out of nowhere i turn around and my bro is on the ground crying with his hole face bleeding..he told me he started wobling then faceplanted and slide down the hill...so his hole face was facked up

ive got lots more about my bro but whatever i think ive told enought storys that no one will read

[WolfTraxx]

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Oh gosh... I got a few :]

2nd grade: It was in the morning after P.E. and i wanted to go on the monkeybars. I swear, it was the FIRST bar i swung on... I swung forward, my right hand slipped off the bar, and i fell flat on my back. I got the wind knocked out of me, but I had no idea what was going on, so I pretty much thought I was going to die. Meanwhile, my beloved friend *cough* was sitting on the swings with her other friends and said, "She fell." (*cough* thank you Captain Obvious...) I went to the doctor later to find out that I had fractured my back.

8th grade: Okay, so, I was playing a song (Meant to Live) by Switchfoot on drums, then -- I have no idea how this happened -- I tried to do a flam to make the song sound better when the drumstick came out of my hand and hit perpendicular to the drum, then bounced back into my cheek. I also tried to do a flam (same song, same part, same day...) and my left drumstick somehow hit my forearm; left a bruise the size of an index fingerprint.

Good stuff :3

[MixMaxDancer]

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Oh gosh... I got a few :]

2nd grade: It was in the morning after P.E. and i wanted to go on the monkeybars. I swear, it was the FIRST bar i swung on... I swung forward, my right hand slipped off the bar, and i fell flat on my back. I got the wind knocked out of me, but I had no idea what was going on, so I pretty much thought I was going to die. Meanwhile, my beloved friend *cough* was sitting on the swings with her other friends and said, "She fell." (*cough* thank you Captain Obvious...) I went to the doctor later to find out that I had fractured my back.

8th grade: Okay, so, I was playing a song (Meant to Live) by Switchfoot on drums, then -- I have no idea how this happened -- I tried to do a flam to make the song sound better when the drumstick came out of my hand and hit perpendicular to the drum, then bounced back into my cheek. I also tried to do a flam (same song, same part, same day...) and my left drumstick somehow hit my forearm; left a bruise the size of an index fingerprint.

Good stuff :3

Aww poor Jaxx x3, I got one o.o Fell of my parents bed, sat yes, SAT on my arm with out noticing and broke it o.o, i had to have a cast an everything, the cast was purple xD

[Trustfull]

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I tripped over my own foot.
It hurt.

[SoultakerNFH]

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Let's see...

4 Years Old: My brother, and I thought it would be fun to have a Butcher Knife fight. He ended up slicing into my right thumb, which ended with me at the hospital with 11 stitches.

6th Grade: I had gone up to Blockbuster to rent some games on my bike. On the way back, I was riding on the sidewalk, and I didn't notice this huge pile of leaves in front of me, because I was daydreaming or something. Anyways, since I was going somewhat semi-fast I ended up losing control of my bike and slammed into the sidewalk hard while sliding a good 10-15 feet on my left arm(elbow and up). Ouch.

7th Grade: I was jumping on my trampoline, and decided to do some backflips. Well, on the first backflip I went to attempt I managed to get only halfway through it. Needless to say, I almost broke my neck.

8th Grade: I was skating at the skating rink, because my friend was having a birthday party there. Anyways, I was skating, and decided to jump off the rink to grab something to drink. Well, when I went to lift my skate up to jump off the rink I didn't make it up in time, and ended up basically tripping myself. I went flying through the air at a high rate of speed, and slammed right into one of the boxes that you sit on to tie your skates. I'm not completely sure, but I believe I cracked two of my left ribs, and didn't know it, because about 4 years later I noticed that when I move my stomach inward, my left ribs are bent far outward.

P.S. I have yet to go to the hospital to get it checked out. Maybe I should do that sometime soon...

9th Grade: My brother had built a halfpipe in the backyard of our house. So, I decide to go out there when it's raining, because I'm SMART. I get up to the top of the halfpipe, which is 6 feet and 7 inches off the ground plus my height at the time. Anyways, I say to myself, "Hey, I'm going to do some ollies/kickflips/etc off the side into the sand below the halfpipe." Well, two attempts ended great, but the third one didn't end so well. I went to kickflip off the top, and the board went sliding out from under me. I went flying into the air, and fell 7 feet or so slamming into the ground on my back, which knocked the air out of me. I start to recover about 15 seconds after sitting there, and roll over to get up only to notice that this one foot stick is poking out of the ground only inches away from me. My whole left side of my body was sore for a month.

3 Weeks Ago: I was outside throwing the ball with my brother's dog, Bear, and I went to throw the ball really high in the air. I somehow ended up kicking my brother's Motorcycle's license plate with my right foot. I ended up brusing my foot so bad that it still hasn't healed. I mean it hurts still, but not as bad as it first did.

Those are the ones that stand out in my mind at the moment.

[Aleste]

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3 Weeks Ago: I was outside throwing the ball with my brother's dog, Bear, and I...

i used to have a dog names Bear :] German shepard.. i miss that dog... Anyway..

i've never had any serious injuries. But, about two years ago i hurt my ankle doing this. That was pretty dumb. lol. There was also this time when i was really young (around ten, probably) that i was at the zoo and brushed my whole midsection up against a cactus through a guard rail because i wasn't paying attention. i mostly only remember laying on my back for hours while my mom picked out the tiny ouchies :'( lol.

Hmmmm... there's probably more, but none significant enough to get off the top of my head.

[Dimitri13]

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i used to have a dog names Bear :] German shepard.. i miss that dog... Anyway..

My gf's dog's name is Bear. Well.. was. It died

Oh, and I was in the ocean one day, I got a major cramp and popped my arm at the same time, so I almost drowned.

[dead_juggalo]

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This is real bad. I was at a War of Ages show hardcore dancing and hit some guy in the mouth and broke my pinky and hand.

[g4z33b0]

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before my basement was finished, the floors were only concrete. i went to kick a soccer ball, kicked the ground and broke my toe.

[GuidoHunter]

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This is real bad. I was hardcore dancing

More like hard gay dancing.

--Guido

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