pregnancy help...

[phe0nixblade]

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I'm sorry, but I laughed at this partly because she's a retard for having sex with someone around 18 or whatever.
Yet I felt sorry partly because of the same reason. I mean wow...Having sex with an 18 year old who's probably done it with more people the same age. WTF was she THINKING? And if the condom broke. PULL IT OUT, GRAB A NEW ONE.

[beatmouse]

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Okay here's what you do...
First, find a flight of stairs. I'm talkin a good 15 steps or more, otherwise this is pretty much a lost cause. Ask her to come and pick up your dollar you've dropped on the top stair. Make up an excuse as to why you can't bend over, like you hurt your back whilst engaging in rough sexual activities.
Still with me?
Okay as soon as she bends over to pick up the dollar, BAM!
Give 'er a nice solid shove so she skips a few stairs then slides down the rest. But make sure she is picking up the dollar facing towards the bottom of the stairs, you don't want her crackin open her noggin and doing something dumb like dying. You just want her to land right on the belly and having a good slide. If you do it just right and all goes the way I'm assuming it will, she'll thank you afterwards with big mac's and tummy tickles.
You can thank me later

[GuidoHunter]

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And if the condom broke. PULL IT OUT, GRAB A NEW ONE.

Assuming that someone noticed, which isn't fair to be assumed, the damage is usually done by then.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Tokzic]

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Okay here's what you do...
First, find a flight of stairs. I'm talkin a good 15 steps or more, otherwise this is pretty much a lost cause. Ask her to come and pick up your dollar you've dropped on the top stair. Make up an excuse as to why you can't bend over, like you hurt your back whilst engaging in rough sexual activities.
Still with me?
Okay as soon as she bends over to pick up the dollar, BAM!
Give 'er a nice solid shove so she skips a few stairs then slides down the rest. But make sure she is picking up the dollar facing towards the bottom of the stairs, you don't want her crackin open her noggin and doing something dumb like dying. You just want her to land right on the belly and having a good slide. If you do it just right and all goes the way I'm assuming it will, she'll thank you afterwards with big mac's and tummy tickles.
You can thank me later

this is the sort of budding poster we need to see more of in TGB

[super kid]

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Unless this guy is 18 he can't be charged with statutory, as far as I know.

The girl clearly needs counseling. Take Reaper's advice.

Thats not true. it dosent matter how old he is its still rape. the best thing for your freind to do is to talk to her parents more before its to late. its not going to be easy

[ddrfreak925]

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I knew condomns aren't helpful these days, but still a 30 something year old wouldn't be interested in a 14 year old. I think I heard this in the news...

[kickassbuddy]

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Seriously, abortion.

[super kid]

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her parents are going to help alot because she is so young, but she shouldnt take advantage of it the best thing to do his for her to stay in school and finish and not ruin her life.

[MalReynolds]

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Why is she having the baby?

Does she plan to eat it or something? Because unless her parents are totally hip into supporting a grandchild while they were looking forward to retirement, that's all she's going to have to eat.

I mean, in prison, you get gruel. Gruel toast, gruel omelettes... And you can eat your own hair. But out here, on the outside, you eat your babies. Or sell them to Mike Tyson so he can eat them.

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She should put it up for adoption, if not between a pair of tweezers. If she doesn't, then her life sure isn't going to get any easier.

[DarkProdigy]

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Does she plan to eat it or something?

DEPENDS ON HOW HARD YOU THROW THEM lolololol

[Megmo]

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Why is she having the baby?

Does she plan to eat it or something?

This reminds me of a satire called "A Modest Proposal." If you have never taken a decent history class, it's about eating babies and why it is completely reasonable. It's quite amusing.

Well, even if the girl does not want to get the guy in trouble for knocking her up, don't her parents have any say in this? I mean, they find out everything eventually in a situation like this and she is still underage.

[Grandiagod]

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I just thought about it.

I'm 18.

If I had sex with a 14 year old right now I would send myself to prision.

What a f*cking creep.

[MCRenaissance]

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Hey Grandi,

wanna bang?

[Grandiagod]

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Hey Grandi,

wanna bang?

Sure, let me call the cops first though, I don't last very long and I wouldn't want to spend that akward wait with you while they were being called.

[FoJaR]

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Why is she having the baby?

Does she plan to eat it or something? Because unless her parents are totally hip into supporting a grandchild while they were looking forward to retirement, that's all she's going to have to eat.

I mean, in prison, you get gruel. Gruel toast, gruel omelettes... And you can eat your own hair. But out here, on the outside, you eat your babies. Or sell them to Mike Tyson so he can eat them.

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She should put it up for adoption, if not between a pair of tweezers. If she doesn't, then her life sure isn't going to get any easier.

tell it like it is prison mal.