Re: Pick up lines
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owned. By 2 people at once.
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owned. By 2 people at once.
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"How's your Mom?"
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I used one pickup line of my girlfriend and she laughed at me.
Never used them since ;-;That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?
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ok the only ones I've ever tried and have worked!
1. do you mind giving me a ride home? [Rofl I don't reccomend one, that they might be a rapist]
2. you wanna do something some time?Status: Innactive Onehander
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2. you wanna do something some time?
That's like the most common one everyone uses lol.Spread C711 Metal ZX./
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hey it worked though. So I don't really give a ****.Status: Innactive Onehander
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Yeah, thats why it's used so often.Spread C711 Metal ZX./
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Here's the winnar.
*Walks up to a girl*
I'm a love pirate and I've come for your booty. Arggggh."
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'Arggggh?' you actually say that part?Originally posted by ChromerThat's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?
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It would seem it that the "Arggggh" is going to either make or break the pickup line.Spread C711 Metal ZX./
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Originally posted by Chromer
If someone said that to me I'd be like...
"Yeah...so uhm.. what time are you gonna pick me up tonight?, cutie
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Ahahah I never notice how many peplies this would get! This is ****ing hilarious! Hey baby if you were a book you'd have fine print all over you!If you have an ass, I'll kick it!Comment
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ooh, thats almost a pun.That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?
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Hold on, where's the hose...Cause you are too hot to handle!
*some guy said that to me once. I took a glass of water and threw it in his face, but the statement was funny...*"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
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-loses creativity and looks it up on google crudely-
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
I'm sorry.That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?
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