"hi, whats yur name?"
"[girls name]."
"oh i see..well i just saw you from far away n i was thinkin that i should get to know you better...."
"why's that?"
"not really sure. but hey, wanna go out some time? here's my number:
Edit: i've actually used these lines b4...not word for word but something like it.
Originally posted by t-rogdor
i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"
dude
out west?
the fuck kinda location is west?
am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate
Originally posted by lurker
remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever
Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
Originally posted by DaBackpack
might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
I use them on my friends all the time, just for fun. My favorite, "Your eyes are like a washing machine...I get washed in them" (it isn't supposed to make sense)
Calling people 'Hotcake(s)' gets your way a lot, too. Par example..
"Hey hotcakes, you gonna give me a bite of that chocolate bar?"
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