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  • Istarikitsunelover
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2006
    • 131

    #61
    Re: Pick up lines

    My pickup line is:

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    They see us trollin'...they hatin'.

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    • GuidoHunter
      is against custom titles
      • Oct 2003
      • 7371

      #62
      Re: Pick up lines

      Originally posted by Istarikitsunelover
      My pickup line is:

      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


      --Guido


      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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      • church_pk
        FFR Player
        • Dec 2005
        • 2575

        #63
        Re: Pick up lines

        You got served son.
        Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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        • Flip_Ze_Fella
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2006
          • 2

          #64
          Re: Pick up lines

          hmm..some of mine...
          "are you a parking ticket? cause you have fine written all over you!"
          and another...
          "do you have a shovel in your backpocket, cause i dig that ass"

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          • church_pk
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2005
            • 2575

            #65
            Re: Pick up lines

            "Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3"


            p.s rofl
            Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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            • Cj_leonine
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2005
              • 2070

              #66
              Re: Pick up lines

              hey hot gurl wanna do it?
              Status: Innactive Onehander

              Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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              • Skikamukazi
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2005
                • 1394

                #67
                Re: Pick up lines

                "Excuse me, miss? Yes, I was wondering... do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

                "Uh I'm not totally sure... why?"

                "Enough to break the ice... hi, my name is Josh."

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                • stealthkidd
                  Above and Beyond
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 368

                  #68
                  Re: Pick up lines

                  "I wish is had more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down."

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                  • church_pk
                    FFR Player
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 2575

                    #69
                    Re: Pick up lines

                    Originally posted by Tps222
                    I remember a few from a previous creation of a similar thread.

                    Mainly Guido's

                    Paraphrasing.

                    "How much does a male walrus weigh"?
                    "I don't know"
                    "Enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm [insert name]"
                    Aha good job Skik.
                    Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                    • Skikamukazi
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 1394

                      #70
                      Re: Pick up lines

                      LOL I didn't even bother reading the other posts, I just posted that because I heard my friend say it earlier today.

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                      • stealthkidd
                        Above and Beyond
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 368

                        #71
                        Re: Pick up lines

                        "Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?"

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                        • Skikamukazi
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1394

                          #72
                          Re: Pick up lines

                          Originally posted by stealthkidd
                          "Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?"

                          That sucks.

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                          • church_pk
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 2575

                            #73
                            Re: Pick up lines

                            I don't even get it..
                            Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                            • stealthkidd
                              Above and Beyond
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 368

                              #74
                              Re: Pick up lines

                              RVB i probobly havnt seen it

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                              • Skikamukazi
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1394

                                #75
                                Re: Pick up lines

                                All the pickup lines you have posted suck.

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