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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711

    #16
    Re: Pick up lines

    "Ever see a grown man cry?"

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    • stlunatic0124
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2005
      • 3228

      #17
      Re: Pick up lines

      hahahah jewpin

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      • T0rajir0u
        FFR Player
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2005
        • 2946

        #18
        Re: Pick up lines

        "y helo thar"
        hehe

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        • hotti1234
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2005
          • 191

          #19
          Re: Pick up lines

          Aha Jewpin! Mine is "You, me,my place and my mom's bed"
          If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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          • _A2P
            Banned
            • Jun 2005
            • 434

            #20
            Re: Pick up lines

            "I have AIDS, wanna fuck?"

            That's my pickup line.

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            • locomotion
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2004
              • 300

              #21
              Re: Pick up lines

              One of the very random pick-up lines I've encountered has been:

              "Vamos a cojer, mujer!"

              Translation: "We are going to shag, woman!"
              I fly like paypa getz high like planeexxxxx!

              Originally posted by deltro300111
              ^_^ I forgot to tell you, I have herpes.
              Originally posted by _A2P
              Alright, nevermind the last post. I was just really freaked out that there was a female pedophile after me, so I tend to lose it. I just put a buddylist block on my screen name, so I should be safe. However, I hate buddylist block.
              Originally posted by mead1
              ROTFBMALFO

              rolling on the floor because my artificial limbs fell off

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              • Varia
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2003
                • 1713

                #22
                Re: Pick up lines

                Can't say I've ever used one....
                GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

                ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?


                I THINK SO

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                • Z3ratul
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 940

                  #23
                  Re: Pick up lines

                  My hunter has full tier 2. Let's sex.
                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                  • Silver_Brian
                    ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 5576

                    #24
                    Re: Pick up lines

                    Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                    I wouldn't. I think my girlfriend would get pissed if I started chatting up other girls, no?
                    qft.

                    Originally posted by Moogle-master
                    i now have another excuse to grow a dick
                    Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                    "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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                    • -Tibs-
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2006
                      • 5235

                      #25
                      Re: Pick up lines

                      "I... WANT... TO... PLOW... YOU..."

                      Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                      • iggymatrixcounter
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 1924

                        #26
                        Re: Pick up lines

                        "Wanna go to a pants party?"

                        works all the time. XD
                        lastfm
                        PANDORA

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                        • TheRapingDragon
                          A car crash mind
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 9788

                          #27
                          Re: Pick up lines

                          Originally posted by iggymatrixcounter
                          "Wanna go to a pants party?"

                          works all the time. XD
                          Except for in Anchorman, Brick haha.

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                          • SethSquall
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5477

                            #28
                            Re: Pick up lines

                            Two of my favourite pickup lines are off Ask a Ninja. NINJA PICKUP LINES

                            "Hey, haven't you never seen me before?"

                            "Oh im reeeaally sorry about ripping your boyfriends arms off..........need a hug?"
                            Originally posted by Tibs
                            I love you, you Welsh ****

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                            • stlunatic0124
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 3228

                              #29
                              Re: Pick up lines

                              lol locomotion I'm sure you have seen your share of lame ones :P

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                              • vashthestampede0987
                                FFR Player
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2997

                                #30
                                Re: Pick up lines

                                "If I had a nickle for every time I've seen a girl as cute as you, I'd have one whole nickle"
                                Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                                I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                                Originally posted by Synthlight
                                I hate myself.

                                Cheers,

                                Synthlight
                                xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                                xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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