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  • hotti1234
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2005
    • 191

    #1

    Pick up lines

    Out of curiosity,what is the best pick up line you ever used on anyone?
    If you have an ass, I'll kick it!
  • TheRapingDragon
    A car crash mind
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    #2
    Re: Pick up lines

    I have never used any.

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    • hotti1234
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2005
      • 191

      #3
      Re: Pick up lines

      But if you could what would it be?
      If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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      • TheRapingDragon
        A car crash mind
        • Aug 2005
        • 9788

        #4
        Re: Pick up lines

        I wouldn't. I think my girlfriend would get pissed if I started chatting up other girls, no?

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        • Tps222
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2004
          • 6168

          #5
          Re: Pick up lines

          I remember a few from a previous creation of a similar thread.

          Mainly Guido's

          Paraphrasing.

          "How much does a male walrus weigh"?
          "I don't know"
          "Enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm [insert name]"

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          • hotti1234
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2005
            • 191

            #6
            Re: Pick up lines

            My friend used one saying," Walruses have the second largest penis in the world." The female's response was,"Who's is the first?" He said," Mine is" It would have been totaly funny if he didn't get it off of Fifty First Dates.
            Last edited by hotti1234; 07-31-2006, 06:43 PM.
            If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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            • Tps222
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2004
              • 6168

              #7
              Re: Pick up lines

              What the hell kind of females was you talking to. Sounds like a bunch of floozies to me.

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              • Tasselfoot
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                #8
                Re: Pick up lines

                Blue Whale has the largest penis. And that is fact.
                RIP

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                • Amcreva
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 46

                  #9
                  Re: Pick up lines

                  "How you doing?"

                  and my own,


                  "Do you do any martial arts?"

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                  • stlunatic0124
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 3228

                    #10
                    Re: Pick up lines

                    If I flip a quarter what are my chances of getting head?

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                    • RamzaV2
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Pick up lines

                      Someone on my track team once said...

                      "Are you mud, because you make me want to get dirty"

                      But that actually belongs in the worst pick up lines thread.

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                      • vashthestampede0987
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2997

                        #12
                        Re: Pick up lines

                        "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

                        Oh c'mon, it's not like you didn't see it coming.
                        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                        Originally posted by Synthlight
                        I hate myself.

                        Cheers,

                        Synthlight
                        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                        • XRitaX
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 102

                          #13
                          Re: Pick up lines

                          I've never used pickup lines...Maybe just joking around with friends.
                          Where I live man don't really use pick up lines. They just shout out something stupid...and disrespectful.
                          I usually get (when I'm with my mom)... "Oye suegra, tienes unas hijas bella"
                          Translation: "Woah. Mother-in-law! You got some fine daughters!"
                          ~~=This is a Signature=~~

                          Uhm...yeah... pathetic. >_< teehee

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                          • vashthestampede0987
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2997

                            #14
                            Re: Pick up lines

                            Originally posted by XRitaX
                            I've never used pickup lines...Maybe just joking around with friends.
                            Where I live man don't really use pick up lines. They just shout out something stupid...and disrespectful.
                            I usually get (when I'm with my mom)... "Oye suegra, tienes unas hijas bella"
                            Translation: "Woah. Mother-in-law! You got some fine daughters!"
                            If that's so have we met? =P
                            Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                            I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                            I hate myself.

                            Cheers,

                            Synthlight
                            xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                            xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                            • XRitaX
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 102

                              #15
                              Re: Pick up lines

                              Originally posted by vashthestampede0987
                              If that's so have we met? =P
                              If that's so.....no.....
                              ~~=This is a Signature=~~

                              Uhm...yeah... pathetic. >_< teehee

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