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  • Reincarnate
    x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
    • Nov 2010
    • 6332

    #1

    What would you tip for this order?

    I am bored and waiting for pizza (home sick tonight... what better than to screw up my diet with a cheat meal of pizza... thank god for IIFYM) but face a conundrummmmmm, if you will



    Current order, used a few coupons as you can see.

    BUT WHAT TO TIP dundundun
  • psychoangel691
    Retired Staff
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2004
    • 10438

    #2
    Re: What would you tip for this order?

    I usually tip 2 - 3 bucks for pizza delivery
    Originally posted by Charu
    My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
    Originally posted by DaBackpack
    also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
    Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
    Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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    • Razor
      Dan "Razor" Devilz
      FFR Simfile Author
      • May 2004
      • 1606

      #3
      Re: What would you tip for this order?

      Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
      If it's $16.35 I'd probably just give them the $20 and say "don't worry about the change" or whatevs.
      ^^^^^^^^
      Originally posted by FFR Forum Awards
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      Originally posted by Choofers
      I play Stepmania, so I know everything about media formats.

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      • igotrhythm
        Fractals!
        • Sep 2004
        • 6535

        #4
        Re: What would you tip for this order?

        Around my house, 20 to 25 percent is the customary tip for pizza delivery. (My brother used to deliver pizzas, so we know what they go through.) Forking over a 20 and saying "keep the change" is about 22% in this case, plus you get to eating the pizza faster and the driver gets to go on his way. Everybody wins.
        Last edited by igotrhythm; 10-12-2012, 05:49 PM.
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        • SK8R43
          D7 Elite Keymasher
          • Jan 2008
          • 4683

          #5
          Re: What would you tip for this order?

          Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
          If it's $16.35 I'd probably just give them the $20 and say "don't worry about the change" or whatevs.
          What i would do. aha
          Thee Burstinator

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          • PrawnSkunk
            Administrator
            FFR Simfile Author
            FFR Administrator
            • Dec 2007
            • 3907

            #6
            Re: What would you tip for this order?

            tip him a pizza coupon

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            • rsr2
              Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
              • Oct 2004
              • 1384

              #7
              Re: What would you tip for this order?

              Hand him $100 and call it good.
              Originally posted by MrGiggles
              "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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              • Evascythe
                evascythe
                • Mar 2005
                • 2909

                #8
                Re: What would you tip for this order?

                Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
                If it's $16.35 I'd probably just give them the $20 and say "don't worry about the change" or whatevs.
                yup this


                Originally posted by moches
                I love your avatar and you seem like a chill dude

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                • leonid
                  I am leonid
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 8080

                  #9
                  Re: What would you tip for this order?

                  I pay 1/6 the price if I'm satisfied, and 1/7 otherwise.



                  Proud member of Team No

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                  • kmay
                    Don't forget me
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 6511

                    #10
                    Re: What would you tip for this order?

                    he only spent 16 on an order than should have been over 30. i say leave 25... but thats because i worked in the business. like buy one get one and they leave you a 4 dollar tip. REALLY YOU ASSHOLE?? just my opinion

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                    • jductape
                      500+250+50-300-15+1000+rs
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 243

                      #11
                      Re: What would you tip for this order?

                      Invite him inside, offer him a beer, tell him tales of old travels, smoke some herp-a-derp, play some x-box, blow his mind with your flashflash skills, and then you will have tipped him with LIFE, which is priceless compared to the meager pocket change which he would have acquired through an ordinary delivery.

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                      • SK8R43
                        D7 Elite Keymasher
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 4683

                        #12
                        Re: What would you tip for this order?

                        Originally posted by jductape
                        Invite him inside, offer him a beer, tell him tales of old travels, smoke some herp-a-derp, play some x-box, blow his mind with your flashflash skills, and then you will have tipped him with LIFE, which is priceless compared to the meager pocket change which he would have acquired through an ordinary delivery.
                        OMG i just died. THE BEST!
                        Thee Burstinator

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                        • Izzy
                          Snek
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 9195

                          #13
                          Re: What would you tip for this order?

                          I would use a $20 and not ask for change.

                          I wish the US would change their customs to the way they do it in Europe. Tips are just included in the bill and the restaurant pays the employees a normal wage.

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                          • kmay
                            Don't forget me
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6511

                            #14
                            Re: What would you tip for this order?

                            Originally posted by Izzy
                            I would use a $20 and not ask for change.

                            I wish the US would change their customs to the way they do it in Europe. Tips are just included in the bill and the restaurant pays the employees a normal wage.
                            omg yes. i would make baaaaaank.

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                            • psychoangel691
                              Retired Staff
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 10438

                              #15
                              Re: What would you tip for this order?

                              Originally posted by kmay
                              he only spent 16 on an order than should have been over 30. i say leave 25... but thats because i worked in the business. like buy one get one and they leave you a 4 dollar tip. REALLY YOU ASSHOLE?? just my opinion
                              This isn't a full service restaurant though, this is pizza delivery. You tip that high for delivery? Most pizza guys make like an hourly wage plus mileage.
                              Originally posted by Charu
                              My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
                              Originally posted by DaBackpack
                              also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
                              Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                              Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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