wish corruptor

[somerndmguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You accidentally make yourself explode.

I wish I was invincible.

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. Jesus gets pissed and challenges you to a gladiator fight to the death. You lose.

I wish I was JESUS har har har

[skyfox_]

Re: wish corruptor

granted.history repeats itself

i wish for yo momma

[The Blue Blur]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but she kicks your ass.

I wish there was a drug that gets you really high with no crash and no harm to the body, and that I had some right now.

[skyfox_]

Re: wish corruptor

granted.you still crash into a wall

i wish for a ninja

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. The ninja kills you.

I wish for a puppy.

[Kashazu]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. The puppy kills you.

I wish for nothing.

[unkdavar]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You turned into nothing.

I wish infinite wishes.

[Doug31]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but each of those infinite wishes can only be used to get you a pop-up on your computer that says, "You are an idiot."

I wish people would stop asking in the gameFAQs forums about when pokemon D/P is coming out in the U.S.

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. They start to ask when the new pokemon cards are coming out.

I wish I was a planet.

[unkdavar]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but you get hit by huge meteorites every day.

I wish granter of my wish could not make a wish.

[Silvuh]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. . . but wait! It looks like I've made a wish before, so your wish is nullified. (( "Could" is past tense, silly. ))

I wish that anyone that said or says something to the effect of "Granted, but you die," would die.

[unkdavar]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but you die.

I wish to live before the effect of that wish took place.

[Ihatetoruinyourfunbutihav]

Re: wish corruptor

Not granted and you remain dead.

I wish for infinite good luck which cannot be taken away by any means.

[xDivinityx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but you get infinite bad luck.

I wish for water.