wish corruptor

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. The perfection of your life drives you insane...

I wish I can talk to fish...

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You say something stupid and get a ban of eternal darkness.

I wish I knew what a wish was.

[The Blue Blur]

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Granted. You flood this thread with wishes and annoy the crap out of everyone, who then flame the crap out of you and nominate you for dumbass of the year.

I wish there was an Asshole of the Year award and whoever won got banned forever.

[somerndmguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You're the asshole of the year.

I wish that my prediction was true.

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. Since you haven't given a prediction, someone kidnaps you, ties you to railroad tracks, and a train runs over you. Whatever remains you have left, an A-10 Warthog flies over and accidentally drops a nuke on you.

I wish to be synthlight.

[Doug31]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but someone changed the l in the version of synthlight you typed to a capital I, in another font that looks the exact same, so it doesn't do you any good.

I wish I had the number one score on every song, and was good enough to get those scores again if they were deleted, and that I had a million dollars.

[SoUp_Na_i]

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Granted. You become insane and shoot yourself after you got that good on the game, and the you get 1 million dollars, but the cash is fake...

I wish i can get away with murder

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but you confess to the police.

I wish you all could go to hell.

[Doug31]

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Granted, but hell in the new name for earth, so we're still here.

I wish I proved everything possible mathematically, and have it all engraved in history forever.

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but they mispelled your name and put my name in the same place.

I wish for ???

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but your ???'s become żżż's

I wish I could play Super Smash Bros. in virtual reality.

[Doug31]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but you get knocked off and die.

I wish this wish couldn't get corrupted.

[blargherness]

Re: wish corruptor

Well corrupting your wish would corrupt your wish of failing to be corrupted. So basically you just made it a lot easier for me.

Yet again, and I hope somebody doesn't say "Wish denied" this time, I wish this thread would not die.

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You die. (Death is getting repetitive in this thread.)

I wish for spam.

[The Blue Blur]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You drown in spam.

I wish certain assholes didn't have such an influence over the thought processes of FFR members.