wish corruptor

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

I love barbie

PWND!!!!


I wish for a yummy pizza with Extra EXTRA pepperoni.

[Devilution]

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wish granted, except there is also extra cow **** with a side of cat urine

i wish i had my own place to live

[SulferDragon]

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Wish granted, but it floods and you lose everything you own... and then your car blows up for no apparent reason.

I wish for good cheer.

[angelfire12343]

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wish granted but everyone throws wet cats at you...and u die fiery death!

i wish for a warmer bedroom.

[DrugstoreCowboy]

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wish granted but your room is made of glass and you are naked.

i wish(for FFR)

[SulferDragon]

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Wish granted, but your computer melts, and your account is deleted, and you can never come back.

I wish I was a human.

[owmyheadisonfire]

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Granted. But then you get drafted into the army, and after a few months of being shot to pieces, you realize that you preferred it as a housefly.

I wish I wouldn't worry.

[DrugstoreCowboy]

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wish granted, but then you become afraid of everything.

I wish i was brave

[MrPoptart]

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wish granted but you get to coqy in a dangerous situation and get yourself killed...

i wish this tread exploded

[angelfire12343]

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wish granted but i put it back together...yay!

i wish it wasnt cold! brrrrr!

[SulferDragon]

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Wish granted, but then it gets to hot, and we all burn to ashes.

I wish I had my own computer.

[angelfire12343]

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wish granted but someone steals it.

i wish my head didnt hurt.

[SulferDragon]

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Wish granted, but the reason that your head stops hurting is because your whole circulatory system is shutting down, and will soon go into a coma for years, and years, and when you finally awake this thread won't exsist anymore, and you'll start crying, because you can't make anymore wishes, then you will procede working at your local McDonalds untill someone later kills you.

I wish I had my driver's license.

[angelfire12343]

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wish granted, then i kill u....yay!

i wish he was alive again.

[thepondermatic]

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The first thing SulfurDragon does is find you, angelfire12343, and rip out your still-breathing lungs and eats them. right in front of your painfully failing body...

I wish my post wasn't so disturbing. 0_0