wish corruptor

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. The wish never comes true due to how complicated it is...

I wish for no more wishes as complicated as the wish before this wish!

[megaxxx]

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Granted. Wait, unfortunately, it is above my power. So it failed.

I wish for a one word sentence witch describes the peace of mind and the state of gratitude that I can fully enjoy without the harsh environment of war, goverment, and stupidity which this wish is because I have such big lungs and I can talk for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and oh who am I kidding, these are fake lungs preserved by the monkey species with a free brain as a secondary processing plant of the human skull witch lacks the fundamental necessities of everyday functioning.

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. Your fake lungs explode.

I wish that megaxxx and I can join forces to form complicated wishes beyond the understanding of these other forum'ers!

[megaxxx]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. No corruption need.

I wish that corruption could enslave the earth and form a chaotic world of zombies that played from Resident Evil Code Veronica that also stared Adam Sandler, although I did believe he was in it with the girl that also looked like Lindsey Lohan and Mary Jenkings combined with a ponytail and blonde hair that reminds me of Pamela Anderson in a sense that the guilt of thinking of such round and plump hot dogs just makes me hungry.

[SoUp_Na_i]

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Granted. You die in the process.

I wish that aliens don't exist so everyone on earth can destroy their current weapons so we can end violence on earth and everyone can live in peace, without the threat of chaos and insanity due to the peacefulness, however, sadly cannot be avoided, so also wishing that the corrupted political socialists, haters, discriminators, and any other form of hate taking the form of a human may be struck down by lightning.

[Shimazu]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. The peacefulness and perfection of our lives drives us insane...

I wish everyone was my friend.

[megaxxx]

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Granted. You make god an enemy.

I wish for the most complicated wish of all wishes and for all of humanity to die with an exception of Synthlight because he is just the man and he can do anything he wants because he is just Synthlight which means he is a god and he earns his right to live in the just society of an eternal Synthletic world where he is the leader and controls the world to his own willing pleasures and can even enslave the world in times of need to tweak his own ambitions of purity and purpose that which no one in this world can withstand so they intend to riot to only find out that Synthlight is a god and he kills them all again and he has to live the rest of his life in peace because there is no more people to hate him, but to live his life in agony because there is no one else to play with him or sing him a lullaby when he goes to sleep so in that case, I wish that Synthlight was a god with an power he wishes for.

[rade0110]

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Granted, but he only wished to cause suffering to mega therefore causing mega to be damned to hell and burn in a pit of lava for all eternity.

I wish I wasn't such a lazy ass.

[skyfox_]

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granted. you live on a desert and die

i wish for.............POCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Patashu]

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Granted, but the pocky is emo, moping continuously about how terrible its life is and dressing in all black.

I wish for a freakin' robot dragon.

[SoUp_Na_i]

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Granted. It rusts in the rain.

I wish for a PS3

[megaxxx]

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Granted. It was broken during shipment.

I wish I was on emotherapy.

[SoUp_Na_i]

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Granted. Your emo beyond repair.

I wish for a Wii. Enough Said.

[kickassbuddy]

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You get the Wii, but it wasn't exactly what you were looking for...

I wish that this wish was a lie I get everything I want.

[SoUp_Na_i]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You create a paradox.

I wish I had the power to make people EXPLODE!