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  • somerndmguy
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2005
    • 116

    #391
    Re: wish corruptor

    Granted, but that wish was "I wish that I would die." This gets granted.

    I wish that last answer wasn't totally stupid.

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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408

      #392
      Re: wish corruptor

      Wish granted, but you die of AIDS.

      I wish this guy died from an extremely painful death.
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • kentbball
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2006
        • 675

        #393
        Re: wish corruptor

        granted but you go to jail for murder

        i wish i had a car

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        • somerndmguy
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2005
          • 116

          #394
          Re: wish corruptor

          granted, but it crashes and you forgot to pay insurance.

          i wish that i could do a backflip without getting hurt or dead.

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          • Icefenix45560
            FFR Player
            • Sep 2005
            • 106

            #395
            Re: wish corruptor

            you do a backflip, but it is so high in the air that you get thrown into space.

            I wish that this thread would have more people posting on it

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            • somerndmguy
              FFR Player
              • Dec 2005
              • 116

              #396
              Re: wish corruptor

              Granted, but they're all those annoying n00bs who can't follow rules.

              I wish that my next wish wouldn't involve me getting hurt, injured, dead, deformed, or otherwise de-normalized.

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              • skyfox_
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2006
                • 354

                #397
                Re: wish corruptor

                granted, you get put in the sixth dimension unscached
                i wish for a pet dragon

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                • jmdagptw
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 32

                  #398
                  Re: wish corruptor

                  It eats you.
                  I wish for total control over everyone!!!!!!
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                  • Fox tails
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 48

                    #399
                    Re: wish corruptor

                    Granted, but they become mindless zombies that can't follow the simplest order.

                    I wish that I had some cookies.

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                    • Kukoren
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2

                      #400
                      Re: wish corruptor

                      Granted but their all mushy in the milk
                      I wish I had a monkey

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                      • skyfox_
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 354

                        #401
                        Re: wish corruptor

                        it eats you

                        i wish for pie

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                        • somerndmguy
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 116

                          #402
                          Re: wish corruptor

                          granted, but the pie explodes

                          i wish that i can live

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                          • Kukoren
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2

                            #403
                            Re: wish corruptor

                            granted but you live so long it starts to get boring you kill yourself
                            I wish for something I wished

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                            • somerndmguy
                              FFR Player
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 116

                              #404
                              Re: wish corruptor

                              granted, but the wish was corrupted

                              i wish for a fish

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                              • skyfox_
                                FFR Player
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 354

                                #405
                                Re: wish corruptor

                                granted.it eats you

                                i wish for 2 pies

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