worst pick-up lines ever

[VxDx]

*removes pants*

[altairian]

wow
i'm so very very sorry i read the last few posts in this thread
i'm going to go forcefully remove those images from my head now... with a spork if i have to....

[VxDx]

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[aperson]

Any pick-up line is really lame. However, if one were used on me, I'd instantly have hot sex with whoever told me it. That's right, anybody.

M'eh. I've used pick-up lines on chicks with the most sarcastic tone of voice possible. It works a hell of a lot better than you'd think, just because you're playing off of the fact you know they're bad.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

i've picked up random girls off the street, but they always feel violated and say, "what the hell are you doing? put me the fuck down!!

[Freak83]

Any pick-up line is really lame. However, if one were used on me, I'd instantly have hot sex with whoever told me it. That's right, anybody.

Even if it was a dirty old man?

[jewpinthethird]

"Hey Lady."

[Specforces]

"Nice shoes, wanna f.uck."

[tristia]

oh, thats what i said... and i thought i was original, damn.

[qualy]

I have to agree with the stuff about hello... the most I'll ever use is Hello. or Hello =) if it's in a chat. I tend to run my mouth and say stupid stuff without even thinking when I'm with a girl I like though. =(

[lightdarkness]

best.pick.up.line.ever

"may i put my reproductive organ in your reproductive organ?"

ha, winnah

[alainbryden]

My most used pickup line:

"So...you wanna cyber?"

jk

[Specforces]

"Do you wanna box? yes. Ok get on your knees and give me 10 blows to the head"

[alainbryden]

I've actually used this one:

"What's your name"

"Lauren"

"Can I call you Lauren?"

"yes..."

"Great, What time?"

she laughed, but I didn't get a date :P

[Specforces]

KEKEKE good line.