worst pick-up lines ever

[dontcareaboutmyid]

I had to find a good way to put this up. I made one up last friday (the 13th for those that really care)

Oh and you other people can put it up yours too. here's my bad pick up line

Hey babe, wanna knock on my wood?

[SlankyDaManky]

I'll try that one out.

[VxDx]

"I'll give you a dollar to suck my wang."

[Varia]

Hi, I am poor and can't give you money to shop. I'll have sex with you though.

[Anticrombie0909]

Some of my favorites:
"I want every bone in your body...including mine."
"Hey, you going to the party tonight? (what party?) Why, the one in your mouth. Everybody's cumming!"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. Let's fuck."
"That shirt is very becoming on you. Than again, If I was on you, I'd probably be cumming too!"
"I'm no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."
"You know, pick up lines are for people with too much time on their hands. Let's just fuck."
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

And the best one...

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel some penetration, when a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination, to increase the population for the future generation, now do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"

I'm bored.

[Musical_Master]

Anticrombie... that actually made me laugh. Nice..tis going in da sig.

Well it would have, but it doesn't fit.

[Jordy0823]

uhh... I lost my number, can i borrow yours?

[tristia]

i actually got this one once... made me sad that there was really no effort at all...
"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[aperson]

I don't use pick-up lines, I use two-by-fours

[VxDx]

roofies don't leave bruises.

[BluE_MeaniE]

I've never initiated a conversation with a girl in my life.
I'm 14.

Frowny face.

[Anticrombie0909]

teh roffels^

Anyway, I just know that in a few years, my friend's and my weekend entertainment will consist of one person videotaping the other going up to a girl, using these, and seeing how long it takes before we get the crap kicked out of us. It'll be fun.

[Jello]

LOLERSKATES ^

that would be a fun idea to pull off in a club with some of my clubbin friends..
but i doubt they would let us bring in a video camera hahaha , only digi cams and such

[hydrojakep]

Re: worst pick-up lines ever

suck me beautiful

[QreepyBORIS]

Oh man, one of my friends and I made up like 40, bt I cant think of MOST of them.

All the ones I remember were really retarded...so I may as well not post them.

I like dontcareaboutmyid's one though, haha.