worst pick-up lines ever

[Lupin_the_3rd]

wanna rub genitals?

i'm a squirrel, you're a chickmunk, can i bust my nuts in your hole?

[Specforces]

oooo, it gives me tingles.

[fyreshadow3k]

here's one...."I got 10 dollars"

[Pooping_Panda]

"how old are you? (16)...close enough"

[lightswitch_raves]

I dont like pokemon, but i'd love to take a pik-a-chu.
sound it out, it'll makes sense

[Lupin_the_3rd]

I dont like pokemon, but i'd love to take a pik-a-chu.
sound it out, it'll makes sense

here's a pikachu to take if you really want to

[lightdarkness]

alright, the kid that sits next to me in this class just told me this one
Guy: alright, i bet you 10 bucks i can make your boobs shake without touching them
Girl: alright
then the guy stares at the boobs for a while, then just grabs them and shakes them
Guy: alright you win
10 min later
Guy: alright, double or nothing

[Specforces]

Double or nothing, ha, I gotta try that.

[alainbryden]

and then you'll win because she laughs XD
...or smacks you