worst pick-up lines ever

[Freak83]

Anti, those were hilarious and I would love to try them out but I want to live just a little longer still so I won't.

[Pooping_Panda]

"glad i brought my library card cuz im a checkin you out!"
"if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put u and i together"
"did it hurt (did what hurt) when u fell from heaven)"
"u must be tired(from what) runnin through my head"

[ZEROED]

Word of the day is legs, spread the word.

Im Adam, would you be my Eve.

If you were a booger, I'll pick you first!

[Techn0]

"Get on your knees and please"

lol i just thought of it pretty lame

[dontcareaboutmyid]

no, that just isn't funny

Ilike the one anti wrote with the rhyming

[Specforces]

"Do you like math, you can come to my house, we can subtract clothes, add a bed, divide your legs, and multiply."
"Let's play Army man, I'll lay down and you can blow me away."

[Cenright]

I have never used a pick-up line. I hope I never use one, unless you count 'hello' as one.

[Specforces]

Yeah I've never used one before either, but those too are especially funny...

[dontcareaboutmyid]

I would never use these, i just make 'em up

[Specforces]

Yeah, it's all in good humor.

[Brainmaster07]

Lol, yeah, all I use is hello XD.

If it's on AIM or something I'll throw in a smiley face, that's about the extent of it.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Although i did throuw that line at all my friends that are girls. They got a good laugh out of it.

[ZEROED]

yes if you use these, you will be a turn off and you will seem very lame

[VxDx]

Any pick-up line is really lame. However, if one were used on me, I'd instantly have hot sex with whoever told me it. That's right, anybody.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Any pick-up line is really lame. However, if one were used on me, I'd instantly have hot sex with whoever told me it. That's right, anybody.

you must be a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you...