I kicked some ass today!

[msbrunnettemickey]

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I am so glad I paid attention in family life classes.

[Reach]

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Kicking ass is good fun when you're younger. I havn't gotten in a fight in ages...I think it's stupid now, but back in the day...


I remember in grade 6 when a bully pushed me into a mud pool from behind and proceeded to laugh at me. I got out and punched him in the face like 5 times, and he didn't touch me once.

We both got caught by the duties and got dragged to the office. I was fine and he had like huge swells all over his head and he had to get dragged off to the hospital.

[lord_carbo]

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The only fight I got into was a 2v1. Naturally, I lost. Another time it was a sucker punch from a kid. Not much to do there.

[GuidoHunter]

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some kids started ****
I got pissed.
if you're going to talk ****, back it up.
I told a kid to stop saying ****
I told him to shut the **** up and don't say anything again.
I would beat the **** out of him.
he finally pissed me off
he kept saying sh!t
and I said, ''Go put a tampon in, go eat some chocolate or something.''
kid that was saying sh!t to me the whole day said, ''How about you go eat more chocolate!''
''I told you if you said something one more time, I would kick your mother****ing ass!''
''****ing stop bitch or I'll kick your ass!'' So I ****ing slammed him into the ground and started beating his ass while he was on the ground.
''Fat ass!! We'll kick your ass''
''Shut the **** up, bitch. I'll kick your ****ing asses again!''
they kept saying ****
and challenged him to ****ing hit me or shut the **** up

Teenagers have a wondrous way with words.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[OnlyTheClouds]

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I beat up a kid once
Caught him trying to ruin my clothes in the gym locker room and he took a swing at me
Broke his arm, got sued, got third partied BUT ATLEAST I STILL GOT MY PRIDE COULDN'T LIVE w/O THAT COULD I GUYS RIGHT.
Fightings not all it's cracked up to be. It's just an adrenaline rush. I can't say about my own experience, but in yours you really weren't the better man.

[Grandiagod]

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Story

Post in GB plz.

[the_unda_doggz]

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Post in GB plz.

Chit Chat Anything that doesn't neatly fit into one of the other categories. New users, please look at all the forums to make sure your topic doesn't belong elsewhere.

I don't believe it is garbage.

(Lol to everyone who is pwning me with words.)

My brother and I are going to record it tomorrow with our digital camera.
I will put it on YouTube, maybe FFR. ^_^

[chickendude]

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That signature reeks of major fail

[the_unda_doggz]

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That signature reeks of major fail

>_< Yea, well, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME !

[Tibs]

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i just dont get it

you really dont

[the_unda_doggz]

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I got a boner from reading this story!

gtfo!

[fido123]

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Lol...from LOADS of experiance with this shiznits (oh yes i said shiznits)...instead of starting the contact with them just tell them "Grow the **** up" in those exact words...if they retaliate ignore them an if they start being asses just look at them and nod...that will PISS THEM OFF! From there if they start doing that **** again then u just...look and nod and then they will make up or say stuff about u...just say "Really that was just jks". They WILL get mad then punch u. THEN U KICK THEIR ASSES CAUSE THEN U WILL LOOK LIKE THE GOOD GUY XD

Just don't do wat u were doing "I owned this guy with my massive fatty corpusles"

[the_unda_doggz]

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They WILL get mad then punch u. THEN U KICK THEIR ASSES CAUSE THEN U WILL LOOK LIKE THE GOOD GUY XD

Just don't do wat u were doing "I owned this guy with my massive fatty corpusles"

...Lol, I guess I will try this tomorrow. I swear to god I am not going to stop if they hit me. I can take all 4 of them.

[fido123]

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Good to hear

Just promise to stop when they are beat...don't keep going...stop when the beating stops becoming self defense

[x velo x]

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I used to be fat. But then I wasn't... randomly. O.o Kick there asses.