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  • the_unda_doggz
    Banned
    • Sep 2005
    • 643

    #1

    I kicked some ass today!

    (All kids in this fight were 15+, including me)

    Today I was playing football and some kids started **** with my little brother.
    That's all right because I defend him, but it's when they started on me that
    I got pissed. First of all, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it.
    Second of all, if you're going to talk ****, back it up. I told a kid to stop saying ****
    about me. Everytime my brother said something, they would say something back to him
    or to me. Well, the first time some kid said something, I told him to shut the
    **** up and don't say anything again. The second timke he said something
    I told him if he said anything to me again that was rude, I would beat the ****
    out of him. So, he finally pissed me off for the last time. Some kid wouldn't
    shut up and he kept saying sh!t to my brother, and I said, ''Go put a tampon in, go eat some chocolate or something.''
    And the kid that was saying sh!t to me the whole day said, ''How about you go eat more chocolate!''
    Like I said before, I know I'm fat, don't make fun of me for it. And I guess they thought ''He's just a fat kid, he is using his size as a threat.''
    Well, they found out that I wasn't bluffing. I ran after the kid and said
    ''I told you if you said something one more time, I would kick your mother****ing ass!''
    So, he ran behind his friend and pushed him in front of me to try to defend himself.
    And I ran after him and ****ing punched him in his face and elbowed him
    in the temple and grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the ground
    with all of my strength and weight. So another kid ran up to me and said,
    ''****ing stop bitch or I'll kick your ass!'' So I ****ing slammed him into the ground and started beating his ass while he was on the ground.
    After that everyone was like ''Fat ass!! We'll kick your ass'' and they said this only when I started walking home. So I turned around and said, ''Shut the **** up, bitch. I'll kick your ****ing asses again!'' So they didn't say anything, but then after I started walking home again, they kept saying ****. So I walked back up to the kid that was saying the most and challenged him to ****ing hit me or shut the **** up, and he didn't do anything else.




    I can't wait to go down there again and play football tomorrow.
  • the_unda_doggz
    Banned
    • Sep 2005
    • 643

    #2
    Re: I kicked some ass today!

    ~bump~ Come on, someone comment. o_O

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    • Devilution
      doin' just fine
      • Nov 2006
      • 822

      #3
      Re: I kicked some ass today!

      Originally posted by the_unda_doggz
      grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the ground with all of my strength and weight
      that sure would hurt

      P.S. watching fat kids run is funny

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      • the_unda_doggz
        Banned
        • Sep 2005
        • 643

        #4
        Re: I kicked some ass today!

        Originally posted by Devilution
        P.S. watching fat kids run is funny
        I run fairly fast. I will see if I can get a video up of me running or something.

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        • lord_carbo
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 6222

          #5
          Re: I kicked some ass today!

          omg ur so kewl~~
          last.fm

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          • senorcardgage678
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2006
            • 26

            #6
            Re: I kicked some ass today!

            That's some hardcore ownage.

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            • the_unda_doggz
              Banned
              • Sep 2005
              • 643

              #7
              Re: I kicked some ass today!

              Originally posted by lord_carbo
              omg ur so kewl~~
              Hmm... sarcasm maybe?

              Lol, thanks all if it's the truth. for sarcastic poop faces.

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              • acknerr
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2006
                • 551

                #8
                Re: I kicked some ass today!

                Way to kick some ass. I love it when smug jerks like that who all think they are as cool as can be get the **** beaten out of them. I did something similar to someone in 5th grade, and he never ****ed with me again. I just grabbed him, threw him to the ground, and he got kicked right in the ribs. Again, way to go.

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                • roundbox
                  fhqwhgads
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2028

                  #9
                  Re: I kicked some ass today!

                  I love asterisks.
                  And that was my reply.
                  Originally posted by the sun fan
                  I'd be too tiny to be a bouncer

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                  • Linkisdoomed
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2004
                    • 594

                    #10
                    Re: I kicked some ass today!

                    Awesome. I've done this kind of damage as well, but it was nothing to brag about or put on a forum. Good Job!

                    R^3 Skin God
                    R^3 Engine Skin Curator

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                    • Devilution
                      doin' just fine
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 822

                      #11
                      Re: I kicked some ass today!

                      but why seriously tell someone to eat some more chocolat when u r godzilla

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                      • the_unda_doggz
                        Banned
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 643

                        #12
                        Re: I kicked some ass today!

                        Lol, not really bragging, just wanted to tell people.
                        And ''uber-w00t'' for everyone else that pwnd people also.

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                        • Devilution
                          doin' just fine
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 822

                          #13
                          Re: I kicked some ass today!

                          lalw i eat j00

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                          • the_unda_doggz
                            Banned
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 643

                            #14
                            Re: I kicked some ass today!

                            Yea, well... eye brak yuur lehgz uh milyen tihmez!

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                            • SethSquall
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5477

                              #15
                              Re: I kicked some ass today!

                              Wow. All these kids are 15+ eh? I'm impressed. My hero. What an example to set for your brother.

                              But seriously. Next time don't lower yourself to a lower level than they were. Learn to take insults. Like being called fat if your overweight. It can't be the first time you've been called fat.
                              Originally posted by Tibs
                              I love you, you Welsh ****

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