Ok, here is my take on this. I have never been in a fight. I win in a different way. If they are poking fun at a friend or me i will walk over them and tell them to stop. If they persist for long i will go over once more and proceed to yell everything that could possibly crush their soul from the inside out eye to eye, directly into their faces. Fighting is pointless when you see it from my perspective. Why get suspended from school, in trouble with authorities, or even make people hate you. Also, the feeling of getting crushed inside is much worse than a hit to the face. Try it sometime.
Well, I'm typically really good with insults, and therefore didn't ever fight much. One time I got punched in the throat trying to break up a fight.
A friend of mine and I used to beat the crap out of each other after school for ****s and giggles until I chipped his tooth and he almost broke my nose. It was fun, but it was just adoslescent anger/angst, etc.
I was in a real fight one time, though. Some dude was picking a fight, and I tried to walk away and he hit me in the side and grabbed my jacket, so I managed to slip out of it, turn around, and kick him in the stomach. When he finished doubling over, he tossed my jacket on the ground, raised his fists up, and I decked him in the face, took my jacket, and hauled ass out of there.
I don't like fighting for reals. It makes me uncomfortable.
And there was a muddy footprint from my shoe on the inside of my jacket for two months until I washed it, from where I kicked the guy.
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Well, the whole getting arrested thing is making me not want to go down there again.
But if I do end up going down there tomorrow, I will take my digital camera so I can record it.
I will try to make them hit me first so it will seem like self defense.
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