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  • mattyohh
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 349
    #46
    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

    there's this real fat guy who catches my bus home and no matter what seat he sits on it gets ****ing broken by his collosal weight. i had to sit next to him one day after a sports carnival. i tried to slit my neck open with a bus ticket the smell was that bad. as soon as i got off that bus i vommited everywhere.
    Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
    You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

    Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

    -Fish
    lol

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      • Mindfields
        Banned
        • Dec 2004
        • 1566
        #47
        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

        There's this girl at my school.
        Mega bitch, thinks she owns the place, not pretty, WEARS FLIP FLOPS, looks like a dirty whore, if I could kill her I so would.
        I think her boyfriend poops in her vag or something because she smells disgusting and others agree that she smells disgusting.

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          • emccky
            Banned
            • Apr 2004
            • 4811
            #48
            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

            Boys Watch Out


            Shes Got The Clam

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              • evilbutterfly
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2003
                • 5784
                #49
                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                In my experience, fat people do not smell horribly bad. I mean, it's not like they're exercising and let's face it, if you were fat you'd stay in the air conditioning, so they aren't sweaty. And fat people tend to wear more clothes than others because they're embarassed of their fat, and they might think they might sweat more so they wear more deodorant and perfumes.

                Honestly, fat people tend to smell better than skinny people. Especially athletic skinny people. Stinkay.
                So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                And I write the blog for their website.

                Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                  • Mindfields
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 1566
                    #50
                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                    evil, that would be a logical conclusion, but it's just not true. Some one who would work out would have the decency(sp) of showering/deodorant-ing themselves after a workout, but fatasses DON'T work out, hindering showering/deodorant-ing pointless.
                    PS There are rotten foods in the rolls.

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                      • heyhey11
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 403
                        #51
                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                        synth tore this thread up

                        lol this makes me think of health class
                        Originally posted by 87x
                        if some dude was hiding in the bushes trying to get a picture of me.. and i found him.. thats an invasion of privacy.. ima whoop his ass.. then sue him.. then have sex with his wife just out of spite

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                          • supamario199
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 8
                            #52
                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                            Lmao

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                              • mattyohh
                                FFR Player
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 349
                                #53
                                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                this girl at the bus stop the other day made the buses look like small toys. she was at least 2 meters wide. Around the chin
                                Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                                Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                                -Fish
                                lol

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                                  • falconsfan14
                                    Banned
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 2183
                                    #54
                                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                    reminds me of that one time...

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                                      • munke2004
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 65
                                        #55
                                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                        Originally posted by TehWhack
                                        Yeast infections smell similar to actual beer yeast .... not oysters. :\

                                        Probably just a smelly kid in the class or someone who works with seafood, but forgot to shower.

                                        And... Don't knock skirts, because skirts are quicker than pants. ; )
                                        And fun to looks up....

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                                          • Tonberry_Kid
                                            FFR Player
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 3408
                                            #56
                                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                            Skirts take the fun off taking off someone's pants...That's the best thing in the world...Well...like 20th best...I'm not going to get into the other 19 right now.
                                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                            Originally posted by mead1
                                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                              • FluorescentArmy
                                                Forum User
                                                • Nov 2005
                                                • 1754
                                                #57
                                                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                Heh. Speaking of fat people, there was this kid in my homebase last year. Really, really, really, really fat. At least 275 pounds if he is lucky. *Pauses writing for shower* Well, he smelt bad. We think it was because he is so fat that he doesn't have time to clean his entire skin surface. So, one day, we tell the teacher he smells bad and she agrees with us. He had to go to the nurse and she talked to him like 3 periods straight about personal hygiene. Then made him take a shower in the gym locker room. Damn that kid is fat.

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                                                  • lord_carbo
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 6222
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                    You people must be unlucky or something. We don't have any bad smelling fat people. Then again, there's only two in my grade that I'd consider EXTREMELY obese.
                                                    last.fm

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                                                      • Mindfields
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 1566
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                        Originally posted by FluorescentArmy
                                                        Heh. Speaking of fat people, there was this kid in my homebase last year. Really, really, really, really fat. At least 275 pounds if he is lucky. *Pauses writing for shower* Well, he smelt bad. We think it was because he is so fat that he doesn't have time to clean his entire skin surface. So, one day, we tell the teacher he smells bad and she agrees with us. He had to go to the nurse and she talked to him like 3 periods straight about personal hygiene. Then made him take a shower in the gym locker room. Damn that kid is fat.
                                                        ROFL

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                                                          • Grandiagod
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 6122
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                            Fatties FTW. "I can't wash under alllll my folds!"
                                                            He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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