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  • Cj_leonine
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2005
    • 2070
    #1

    Now I Hate Skirts . . .

    This girl came to school wearing a skirt and made our whole classroom smell like oysters for 2 hours. Nobody said anything but we all knew she had a yeast infection.
    Status: Innactive Onehander

    Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night
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    • Chrissi
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2004
      • 3019
      #2
      Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

      Ouch...
      C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123
          #3
          Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

          WOW.

          It's gotta be something worse than yeast if the odor is that powerful.

          I can't believe this is a discussion. Gross.

          Bring her some yogurt the next time you see her.

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            • FishFishRevolution
              GotR Creator
              • Nov 2003
              • 7251
              #4
              Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

              Hahahahahaahahaha.

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                • Grandiagod
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 6122
                  #5
                  Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                  That wins for funniest thing I've seen this morning.
                  He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                    • banditcom
                      FFR Player
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 6243
                      #6
                      Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                      That's not a very nice thing to say about your twin sister.

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                        • Afrobean
                          Admiral in the Red Army
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 13262
                          #7
                          Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                          Did you hit it?

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                            • JurseyRider734
                              lil j the bad b-word
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7506
                              #8
                              Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                              Shut up Afro.


                              Anyway, that's gross.
                              Originally posted by Arch0wl
                              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                              Originally posted by Afrobean
                              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                • Rebirth0
                                  FFR Originalbro
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 8751
                                  #9
                                  Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                  Yesterday in 7th hour this girl came in and she carried the scent of her fart with her. The whole room smelt like rotten eggs all hour.

                                  She wore a skirt.

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                                    • Zaghurim
                                      FFR Player
                                      FFR Music Producer
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 3664
                                      #10
                                      Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                      Coincidence?

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                                        • macgravel
                                          Resident Poopbutt
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 2405
                                          #11
                                          Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                          Ew, I would have barfed :<

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                                            • TehWhack
                                              FFR Veteran
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 766
                                              #12
                                              Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                              Yeast infections smell similar to actual beer yeast .... not oysters. :\

                                              Probably just a smelly kid in the class or someone who works with seafood, but forgot to shower.

                                              And... Don't knock skirts, because skirts are quicker than pants. ; )
                                              Last edited by TehWhack; 04-21-2006, 11:39 AM.
                                              Oh hay I used to play ITG

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                                                • Kilgamayan
                                                  Super Scooter Happy
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 6583
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                  This topic is lol. Nicely done.
                                                  I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                                                    • Grandiagod
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 6122
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                      *Common man, this is chitchat.. I realize the topic is not perfect but consider this a warning*
                                                      Last edited by Synthlight; 04-22-2006, 04:39 PM.
                                                      He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                                        • Tonberry_Kid
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 3408
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                          I sense a clam bake soon!
                                                          UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                          Originally posted by mead1
                                                          My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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