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  • Tonberry_Kid
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3408
    #61
    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

    Having sex with a fat chick is like riding on a kiddy ride...

    They're fun to ride until your friends catch you on one...
    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
    Originally posted by mead1
    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • Grandiagod
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2004
        • 6122
        #62
        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

        Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
        Having sex with a fat chick is like riding on a kiddy ride...
        Really akward, uncomfortable and if you slip your nuts get crushed?
        He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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          • Tonberry_Kid
            FFR Player
            • May 2005
            • 3408
            #63
            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

            No...It's very adventurous...You can try a new roll each and everytime you have sex...
            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
            Originally posted by mead1
            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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              • sagatar4
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2003
                • 10
                #64
                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                Haha owned

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                  • mattyohh
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 349
                    #65
                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                    I like it how this has gone from a topic about a chick with a yeast infection to having sex with fat chicks....
                    Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                    You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                    Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                    -Fish
                    lol

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                      • Tasuke
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1671
                        #66
                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                        Originally posted by mattyohh
                        I like it how this has gone from a topic about a chick with a yeast infection to having sex with fat chicks....
                        That's america in a nutshell. somehow.

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