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  • TIMEDISORT
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2006
    • 297
    #31
    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

    Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
    My favorite quote my dad says that has to do with this.

    "Smells like fish.
    Tastes like chicken.
    So plug your nose and keep on lickin'."
    how does that relate to a skirt that smells like oysters??? rofl jkz
    CAPS LOCK OWNS ME

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      • mattyohh
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 349
        #32
        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

        YUCK. wtf don't you think she'd of noticed
        Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
        You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

        Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

        -Fish
        lol

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          • Grandiagod
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2004
            • 6122
            #33
            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

            Originally posted by mattyohh
            YUCK. WTF you think she would have noticed.
            grammared.
            He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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              • pazreyesreyes
                Banned
                • Mar 2006
                • 37
                #34
                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                hey don't talk about your girlfriend like that!!!.

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                  • lollipop4
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 3
                    #35
                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                    damn i feel so sorry for you guys. lol.

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                      • talisman
                        Resident Penguin
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • May 2003
                        • 4598
                        #36
                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                        trichomoniasis.

                        I remember when taking sex ed a speaker came in and was like "I would know right now if any girl had trich in this room because the whole place would smell like rotten fish."

                        it's an STD.

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                          • Tonberry_Kid
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 3408
                            #37
                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                            It's basically a yeast infection with a cooler name...And what sucks...Is guys can get it...
                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                            Originally posted by mead1
                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                              • TheEvilHobo
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 521
                                #38
                                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                I had to sit next to some fat girl at an assembly one time. OMFG I almost died of the smell. Never again will i sit next to an obese woman.
                                I make music, listen to my tracks here - - or here - - My music cures AIDS

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                                  • talisman
                                    Resident Penguin
                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 4598
                                    #39
                                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                    yeah but it doesn't do anything to guys. that's how girls get it... guys aren't showing any symptoms.

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                                      • Tonberry_Kid
                                        FFR Player
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 3408
                                        #40
                                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                        When you piss, it burns like a mofo...And there's some discharge...As with almost every other STD a guy gets...I pay attention in sex ed...
                                        UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                        Originally posted by mead1
                                        My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                          • talisman
                                            Resident Penguin
                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 4598
                                            #41
                                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                            according the the quick website check I just ran those symptoms can happen but are relatively infrequent. Like a very small percentage of guys with trich experience symptoms.

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                                              • Tonberry_Kid
                                                FFR Player
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 3408
                                                #42
                                                Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                Lol...Yet again...As with chlamydia, gonorrhea, the likes...
                                                UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                Originally posted by mead1
                                                My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                  • Tonberry_Kid
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 3408
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                    How the hell did this turn into STDs?
                                                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                    Originally posted by mead1
                                                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                      • Tokzic
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • May 2005
                                                        • 6878
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                        Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                                                        How the hell did this turn into STDs?
                                                        That's how it started.

                                                        He just didn't know it.

                                                        P.S.: This whole thread is rofl.

                                                        Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                                          • Tonberry_Kid
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • May 2005
                                                            • 3408
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Now I Hate Skirts . . .

                                                            *If I see this crap again, banned*
                                                            Last edited by Synthlight; 04-22-2006, 04:46 PM.
                                                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                            Originally posted by mead1
                                                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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