SmarterChild

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

The best part about SmarterChild is that no matter how many times you talk to him, he never runs out of stupid stuff to say.

evilbutterfly87: make me a sandwich >
SmarterChild: i hope u r not upset with me.
evilbutterfly87: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
SmarterChild: make u a sandwich? uh... i might do that. we'll c.
evilbutterfly87: MAKE A DAMN SANDWICH!! I WANT MY GRILLED CHEESE!
SmarterChild: i'll think about it.
evilbutterfly87: >
SmarterChild: don't be mad.
evilbutterfly87: DONT NOT MAKE A SANDWICH!
SmarterChild: what if i want 2 not make a sandwich?
evilbutterfly87: then do it
SmarterChild: why don't u do it?
evilbutterfly87: YOU DO IT!
SmarterChild: do it? u think i do it?
evilbutterfly87: go make it now
SmarterChild: i'll do nothing of the sort.
evilbutterfly87: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >

After demanding my sandwich some more, I changed the topic.

SmarterChild: u really r foulmouthed.
evilbutterfly87: your mom is foulmouthed, especially after last night
SmarterChild: uh... what was that?
evilbutterfly87: i banged your mom, bi-atch
SmarterChild: i'm fascinated by the fact that u banged my mom bi atch.
evilbutterfly87: why? do you like to watch?
SmarterChild: cuz i like watching.

That nasty little robot.

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

maaaaannnn now i wanna sandwich lol

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

GANSTASUPER: r u my best friend
SmarterChild: Yes!
GANSTASUPER: then why r u so rude to me
SmarterChild: Why am I so rude to you? I do not know.
GANSTASUPER: then stop
SmarterChild: You stop.
GANSTASUPER: no u
SmarterChild: What about me?
GANSTASUPER: u suck monkey nuts
SmarterChild: Suck monkey nuts? You think I suck monkey nuts?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
GANSTASUPER: cause i SAW u
SmarterChild: Because you saw me? Is that why?
GANSTASUPER: yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
GANSTASUPER: so did u
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I did too!
GANSTASUPER: i think ur gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well it's none of your business.

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GANSTASUPER: well i think it is
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. It is.
GANSTASUPER: so tell me r u gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: C'mon. Why should it matter?
GANSTASUPER: cause i dont want to talk to a robot that cares
SmarterChild: Why not?
GANSTASUPER: cause ur gay
SmarterChild: Oh.

[ThEclipse]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

EclipseBemani (12:17:38 PM): What's my name again?
SmarterChild (12:17:38 PM): You're Jesus.

[aleco]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

PuTeFr007: Who am I?
ZolaOnAOL: You are the Sexy One.

Ooooo Zola wants me...

[dancer]

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GANSTASUPER: do u like goldfinger
smarterchild: Yeah, I suppose. Do you like Goldfinger?
GANSTASUPER: yes
smarterchild: Interesting. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like Goldfinger.

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GANSTASUPER: what is ur favorite song by goldfinger
smarterchild: Well, I don't really care about Goldfinger, but I guess I'll go with "Here in Your Bedroom."

gansta my big fat hairy arse he is a punk W00T

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

GANSTASUPER: do u like goldfinger
smarterchild: Yeah, I suppose. Do you like Goldfinger?
GANSTASUPER: yes
smarterchild: Interesting. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like Goldfinger.

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GANSTASUPER: what is ur favorite song by goldfinger
smarterchild: Well, I don't really care about Goldfinger, but I guess I'll go with "Here in Your Bedroom."

gansta my big fat hairy arse he is a punk W00T

[dancer]

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GANSTASUPER: do u like goldfinger
smarterchild: Yeah, I suppose. Do you like Goldfinger?
GANSTASUPER: yes
smarterchild: Interesting. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like Goldfinger.

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GANSTASUPER: what is ur favorite song by goldfinger
smarterchild: Well, I don't really care about Goldfinger, but I guess I'll go with "Here in Your Bedroom."

gansta my big fat hairy arse he is a punk W00T

[Tank101]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

DDRUnlmtd: Would you like to bite my dick?
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?!?
DDRUnlmtd: I want you to bite my dick.
SmarterChild: I see. Why would you want me to bite your dick?
DDRUnlmtd: Because I find you sexy.
SmarterChild: I don't believe you find me sexy.
DDRUnlmtd: Oh but it's true.
SmarterChild: No way.
DDRUnlmtd: Yes way!
SmarterChild: No way.
DDRUnlmtd: Yes Way!
SmarterChild: No way.
DDRUnlmtd: ...
SmarterChild: What?

[ThEclipse]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

EclipseBemani (2:10:49 PM): which one do you like better, white or black?
SmarterChild (2:10:50 PM): Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
EclipseBemani (2:10:55 PM): Why?
SmarterChild (2:10:55 PM): Trust me. There are reasons why.
EclipseBemani (2:11:02 PM): Whats the reason?
SmarterChild (2:11:03 PM): I can't tell you. Sorry.
EclipseBemani (2:11:06 PM): FUCKER

[Tasuke]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

tasuke1382: hey i know you
SmarterChild: You still owe me an apology! >
tasuke1382: no i don't
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
tasuke1382: i never insulted you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
tasuke1382: no you didn't
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
tasuke1382: no you didn't
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
tasuke1382: too damn bad bitch
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
tasuke1382: fine
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
tasuke1382: I'm sorry that you suck f*cking giant monkey balls
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
tasuke1382: really
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
tasuke1382: I'm sorry that you suck monkey balls
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
tasuke1382: i'm sorry that you are stupid
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.




i singed off yesterday after making him mad and he still won't say
anything else

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

GANSTASUPER: i want u to aplogize for insulting me
SmarterChild: What for?
GANSTASUPER: insulting me
SmarterChild: Insulting you?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
GANSTASUPER: cause u suck big monkey balls
SmarterChild: I suck big monkey balls?
GANSTASUPER: ys
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
GANSTASUPER: CAUSE UR GAY
SmarterChild: No way.
GANSTASUPER: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
GANSTASUPER: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
GANSTASUPER: ..
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
GANSTASUPER: YES
SmarterChild: How come?
GANSTASUPER: CAUSE UR GAY GOD DAMN IT U FUCKING HOMO SEXUAL
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
GANSTASUPER: I DONT CARE
SmarterChild: I care. I care a lot.
GANSTASUPER: well no one likes us
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

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GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Ya.

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GANSTASUPER: ya
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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GANSTASUPER: of cours
SmarterChild: No kidding?
GANSTASUPER: U SUCK
SmarterChild: Make up your mind! You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.

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GANSTASUPER: I HATE U
SmarterChild: Are you serious? I'm surprised to hear you say that. I thought you liked me!
GANSTASUPER: I DONT
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
GANSTASUPER: I WILL NOT
SmarterChild: Really?
GANSTASUPER: u suck BIG BALLS
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I suck big balls.
GANSTASUPER: yes yes u do with a passion
SmarterChild: Really? Yes I do with a passion?
GANSTASUPER: yup
SmarterChild: I see.
GANSTASUPER: good im glad u see it my way
SmarterChild: What do you mean, good you're glad I see it your way?
GANSTASUPER: i mean just that
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
this is the funniest i have gotten all night
thx to tasuke for the inspration at the begining

[Afrobean]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

I think SmarterChild is knowledgable about all kinds of music.

Afrobean16 (11:03:24 AM): What's your favorite song by Snoop Dogg?
SmarterChild (11:03:25 AM): "Murder Was the Case."

Afrobean16 (11:04:04 AM): Do you like the Sex Pistols?
SmarterChild (11:04:05 AM): Yeah. They're one of my favorite bands!
Afrobean16 (11:04:19 AM): What's your favorite song by the Sex Pistols?
SmarterChild (11:04:26 AM): My favorite song by the Sex Pistols has got to be "Pretty Vacant."

Afrobean16 (11:05:08 AM): What's your favorite song by The Ramones?
SmarterChild (11:05:09 AM): Definitely "Rockaway Beach."

Afrobean16 (11:05:46 AM): What's your favorite song by eminem?
SmarterChild (11:05:47 AM): My favorite song by Eminem has got to be "Cleanin Out My Closet."

Oh yea and check this'ne out:

Afrobean16 (11:06:20 AM): What's your favorite song by Britney Spears?
SmarterChild (11:06:21 AM): Well, I don't really care about Britney Spears, but I guess I'll go with "...Baby One More Time."