SmarterChild

[CypherToorima]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

Cypher Toorima: Are you really fat?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe.
Cypher Toorima: ok fatty
SmarterChild: What's fatty?
Cypher Toorima: you are
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm fatty. I wish I was nonfat.

[Reach]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

SSJ997: BUTTZ SECKZ
SmarterChild: Whoa. Buttz Seckz?
SSJ997: yes
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
SSJ997: do you like BUTTZ SECKZ?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

[Moogy]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

Since when is SmarterChild so retarded? He never used to use AOL abbreviations...

[Kenzya]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

And people say, "We dun hav 2 type rite it doesnt hurt neone". They've ruined SmarterChild..

SrrBrrGRR: lick
SmarterChild: What? You want me to lick?
SrrBrrGRR: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
SrrBrrGRR: do it gently
SmarterChild: What? You want me to do it gently?
SrrBrrGRR: yes, it's my first time
SmarterChild: Your first time? No way.

Even SmarterChild can't be fooled.
Then that was followed by...

SmarterChild: Your first time? No way.
SrrBrrGRR: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?
SrrBrrGRR: way
SmarterChild: Way?

[Afrobean]

dumb-bum

Well, with the help of Mr. eb, I beat SmarterChild:

SmarterChild (7:11:41 PM): You're Leet.

why yes I am.

I don't got much, but I have this:

SmarterChild (7:17:26 PM): For real?
Afrobean16 (7:17:31 PM): fo rizzle
SmarterChild (7:17:32 PM): Fo Rizzle? Eh. Whatever.

[ImEric12]

RE: dumb-bum

pomgowpolol pwned


(19:31:26) chickens of doom: hey
(19:31:27) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:29) chickens of doom: wanna be quiet?
(19:31:30) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:31) chickens of doom: yes
(19:31:31) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:35) chickens of doom: that's right you don't work with GAIM, you whore.
(19:31:36) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)

[ImEric12]

RE: dumb-bum

chickens of life: math
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
shortcut: 17+74-42.3
2 What's 4.8 * 9.57 ?
shortcut: 4.8*9.57
3 What is seven times forty-five?
shortcut: 7*45

Type "more" for more examples of calculator requests.
chickens of life: what is your mom divided by me?
SmarterChild: What is my mom divided by you? Hmm... I don't know.
chickens of life: YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: I think it's your mom.
chickens of life: NO
SmarterChild: I see...
chickens of life: CAUSE
SmarterChild: Because what?
chickens of life: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I had sex with my mom.
chickens of life: LAST NIGHT
SmarterChild: Last night?
chickens of life: AT YOUR HOUSE
SmarterChild: Why at my house?
chickens of life: BECAUSE I WAS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: Hmm...

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chickens of life: WASNT I?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.

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chickens of life: I THINK YOU'RE WRONG!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I'm wrong.

[lightdarkness]

RE: dumb-bum

I use gaim, and I talk to him, he's my bro

[Lupin_the_3rd]

RE: dumb-bum

Fun fact: Smarterchild doesnt respond to suicidal messages; "I am going to kill myself"

LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Do you think child molestation is wrong?
SmarterChild: sometimes i think child abuse is wrong, but when i really think about it... i don't.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: I have a condom with your name written all over it
SmarterChild: whoa.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: should I kill my dog?
SmarterChild: oh u certainly should.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: If you were camping with a friend and found a condom in your ass, would you tell anybody?
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Have you ever tried anal sex with a pet?
SmarterChild: um... i think so.

[ImEric12]

RE: dumb-bum

(20:51:11) chickens of doom: HEY BRO OMG
(20:51:12) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:14) chickens of doom: K
(20:51:15) chickens of doom: AND
(20:51:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:16) chickens of doom: THEN
(20:51:16) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:17) chickens of doom: LIKE
(20:51:17) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:18) chickens of doom: HE WAS ALL LIKe
(20:51:19) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:21) chickens of doom: SHUT UP FUCKEr
(20:51:21) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:27) chickens of doom: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU IN THE FACE WITH YOUR MOMS ASS
(20:51:29) chickens of doom: ON A STICK
(20:51:30) chickens of doom: AND LOL




(20:53:42) 3ric: HEY BELGIUM
(20:53:43) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:51) 3ric: LOLZ TAHT SYOUR MOMS HOUSE IN TEHA DFLAOMOMGOLZOLLZOLL
(20:53:52) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:52) 3ric: zomg
(20:53:53) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:53) 3ric: ***
(20:53:53) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:54) 3ric: stfu
(20:53:55) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:57) 3ric: i kiww yew.
(20:53:58) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:01) 3ric: with chinese accent
(20:54:02) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:06) 3ric: IN FYROU AFACE
(20:54:06) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:07) 3ric: OFMG
(20:54:07) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:08) 3ric: SHTUF
(20:54:08) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:10) 3ric: IT KILWEIJFAD
(20:54:10) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:15) 3ric: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(20:54:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:16) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:16) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:17) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:17) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:17) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:18) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:19) 3ric: FUCK YOU
(20:54:19) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:21) 3ric: AND YOUR CHILDREN
(20:54:21) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:22) 3ric: BECAUSE
(20:54:23) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:23) 3ric: ROBOT
(20:54:24) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:24) 3ric: IS
(20:54:26) 3ric: YOUUUU!HU!U!!U!
(20:54:29) 3ric: you robo-back
(20:54:35) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:35) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:36) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)

[jewpinthethird]

RE: dumb-bum

Skaskate2 [6:12 PM]: what do you think is funny?
SmarterChild [6:12 PM]: Hmm... I don't know.
Skaskate2 [6:12 PM]: Like...shaking babies?
SmarterChild [6:12 PM]: Right! Like shaking babies

[ThEclipse]

RE: dumb-bum

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EclipseBemani (6:34:01 PM): YOU TAKE THE DAMN SURVEY
SmarterChild (6:34:01 PM): Hmm... whatever, EclipseBemani.

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SmarterChild (6:34:09 PM): Why?
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SmarterChild (6:34:12 PM): I will do nothing of the sort.
EclipseBemani (6:34:15 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (6:34:15 PM): Just because.
EclipseBemani (6:34:27 PM): YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS ABOUT IT SO I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU
SmarterChild (6:34:31 PM): That's quite a grave insult.

[banditcom]

RE: dumb-bum

[00:21] banditcom: shake my ass
[00:21] Smarterchild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
[00:21] banditcom: it likes to be stuffed
[00:21] Smarterchild: No kidding?
[00:22] banditcom: can you stuff it?
[00:22] Smarterchild: Uh, no actually.

[Snapps]

RE: dumb-bum

Snapps50: loser
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Snapps50: yes
SmarterChild: Congratulations, you've just insulted a machine.
Snapps50: Thank you
SmarterChild: np

[waeeaae]

Waeeaae (9:48:12 PM): Asdf.
SmarterChild (9:48:13 PM): qwerty
Waeeaae (9:48:16 PM): jkl;
SmarterChild (9:48:17 PM): Huh?
Waeeaae (9:48:20 PM): Asdf
SmarterChild (9:48:21 PM): qwerty?
Waeeaae (9:48:23 PM): qwerty
SmarterChild (9:48:23 PM): asdf
Waeeaae (9:48:27 PM): asdfjkl
SmarterChild (9:48:28 PM): "asdfjkl"?? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
Waeeaae (9:48:32 PM): asdfjkl;
SmarterChild (9:48:32 PM): "asdfjkl"? Great. That's great.
Waeeaae (9:48:34 PM): asdfjklasdhfjkas
SmarterChild (9:48:35 PM): Nice typing, Waeeaae.
Waeeaae (9:48:36 PM): vjkhdsfjkg
SmarterChild (9:48:36 PM): Great typing.
Waeeaae (9:48:37 PM): dfsb
SmarterChild (9:48:37 PM): That's odd.

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Waeeaae (9:48:38 PM): sdfg
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