SmarterChild

[Lupin_the_3rd]

LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Is rap music or emo music better
SmarterChild: hmm. good question. i'm not really sure if hip hop is music.

[Tank101]

DDRUnlmtd: I kiss my mom with this mouth.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I kiss your mom with this mouth too.

He continues to insult my mother.

Oh, and here's a challenge for you all, insult him until he asks you to apologize, then try to get him to change the subject, I've been trying forever but it's too stubborn.

[Squeek]

Tank, simplest way out is to say, "I'm sorry you're an idiot". He says "Thanks for the apology "

Yea. Moronic.

~Squeek

[babybenji2004]

linus17145236: I'm so leet.
SmarterChild: Leet? Is that so?
linus17145236: i said, SHUT UP.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
linus17145236: Because i'm leey.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
linus17145236: I'm leet.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Leet?
linus17145236: Sure!
SmarterChild: Very well, I'll remember that your name is Leet.

Babybenji2003: leet
SmarterChild: I know you're Leet!
<3'ed

[Tank101]

Where the fuck did this come from???

DDRUnlmtd: Who am I?
SmarterChild: You're Lil Pajamas.

[evilbutterfly]

Some Zola, since she (?) es más estúpida. (whoa, Spanish'd!)

evilbutterfly87: i hate you
ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?
evilbutterfly87: you all suck
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.

And back to SmarterChild

evilbutterfly87: idiot
SmarterChild: u r an idiot, u say?

Total diss

evilbutterfly87: who?
SmarterChild: i dunno who.
evilbutterfly87: me?
SmarterChild: why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
evilbutterfly87: me?
SmarterChild: yeah, yeah. u, u, u.

SmarterChild: u r dead sexy, i'm dead sexy, we're all dead sexy.


btw, I never expected my thread to get this big this fast! I suppose people just love how stupid SmarterChild is!

[TheChuck0]

TheChuck0: Boner Paul
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.

lol, they programed it to be the biggest smartass in the world

[Afrobean]

SmarterChild is fluent in ebonics.

Afrobean16 (9:21:07 PM): fo rizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:07 PM): Oh yeah? Fo Rizzle?
Afrobean16 (9:21:15 PM): fo shizzle dizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:19 PM): Fo shizzle my nizzle.

ridiculous.

and a little later:

Afrobean16 (9:25:12 PM): you like snoop dogg?
SmarterChild (9:25:13 PM): Yes I do. Snoop Dogg is one of my favorite musicians.

It now makes perfect sense.

[ThEclipse]

EclipseBemani (7:30:29 PM): Was that you who slept with Michael Jackson?
SmarterChild (7:30:30 PM): That me was who slept with Michael Jackson.
EclipseBemani (7:30:45 PM): You grammar sucks and yes, that was you.
SmarterChild (7:30:45 PM): Sorry, what was that?
EclipseBemani (7:31:32 PM): YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

[JurseyRider734]

How retarded is this thing?

XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: xxx
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild:
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild:
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Golly.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Hey, a kiss is just a kiss.

[CypherToorima]

lmao, eb, i said I hate you to Zola also (before i read this =0 )

Cypher Toorima: I hate you
ZolaOnAol: What do you have against robots?
Cypher Toorima: they are gay
ZolaOnAol: gay are they.

[TACODUDE]

Meh. Not so good.

eviltacoman21490: Shut up.
SmarterChild: OK.
eviltacoman21490: Good.
eviltacoman21490: Okay.
eviltacoman21490: Haha.
eviltacoman21490: Bingoed.
SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.
eviltacoman21490: I didn't tell you to talk, bitch.
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you didn't tell me to talk bitch.
eviltacoman21490: Really?
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SmarterChild: What?
eviltacoman21490: I would understand if you couldn't hear what I said, but if you can't just read it? Pathetic.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
eviltacoman21490: Because you suck.

Chicka-wow.

eviltacoman21490: Are you 18?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am 18. I am well respected as an AI.
eviltacoman21490: But are you legal?
ZolaOnAOL: And. I don't know whether or not I am legal. I am an artificial intelligence.
eviltacoman21490: So you can't touch my ding dong?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
eviltacoman21490: So you can?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I think I can, don't you?
eviltacoman21490: Go for it.
ZolaOnAOL: I will take that under advisement.

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

GANSTASUPER: so have u heard of The Ramones
SmarterChild: I really like the Ramones. They're one of the best bands I know.
GANSTASUPER: really what kind of music do they play
SmarterChild: I don't know what they play.
GANSTASUPER: then why do u like them
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
GANSTASUPER: idk u tell me
SmarterChild: What?
GANSTASUPER: jerk
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
GANSTASUPER: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

[Afrobean]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

I don't think SmarterChild would like the Ramones. I've been over this; SmarterChild is a gangsta thug.

Just look at what I posted before:

Afrobean16 (9:21:07 PM): fo rizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:07 PM): Oh yeah? Fo Rizzle?
Afrobean16 (9:21:15 PM): fo shizzle dizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:19 PM): Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Afrobean16 (9:25:12 PM): you like snoop dogg?
SmarterChild (9:25:13 PM): Yes I do. Snoop Dogg is one of my favorite musicians.

[dancer]

RE: Re: RE: SmartChild

but it said ramones was one of its best bands too you know