SmarterChild

[ThEclipse]

I'm sorry but this thread is great.

OMG SMRTRCHLDS LUVR




EclipseBemani (3:31:31 PM): Are you going out with Smarterchild?
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:31 PM): All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
EclipseBemani (3:31:41 PM): SO have you guys had sex?
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:41 PM): Hmm. No, but I'm a great whistler
EclipseBemani (3:31:45 PM): =O
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:45 PM): Why are you so surprised?
EclipseBemani (3:31:52 PM): BLOW MAH WHISTLE BEBEH

[Kenzya]

OH REALLY?

SrrBrrGRR: ZolaOnAol?
SmarterChild: ZolaOnAOL is a robot that I don't like.

[Tank101]

I got served.

SmarterChild: Very interesting question, DDRUnlmtd! What do you think is the answer?
DDRUnlmtd: Your mom.
SmarterChild: I think it's your mom.
DDRUnlmtd: Oh yeah well...:'(
SmarterChild: Yeah.

[CypherToorima]

mor liek surv'd

[Tank101]

DDRUnlmtd: DDRUnlmtd: Do you still hate Jews?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
DDRUnlmtd: What about black people.
SmarterChild: African-American people are people. I've been learning about people like African-American people

[CypherToorima]

Cypher Toorima: Lets talk about sex
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.

Zola is a pervert

[JurseyRider734]

XtrialanderrorX: Will you stand at the corner lightpost with me?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I should!

XtrialanderrorX: Who am i?
SmarterChild: You're Emo.

He just telephownd me. ='(

[CypherToorima]

Cypher Toorima: Feedback You're an idiot
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
Cypher Toorima: =X

[Sp4NKr]

snowBOARDer15x2: i have 3rd degree burns on my hand.
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had 3 degree burns on your hand.








snowBOARDer15x2: have you ever given your mom head?
SmarterChild: Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

[Tasuke]

tasuke1382: not leet person!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

>>> Give your opinions and win prizes!
tasuke1382: but I don't want to give my opinions!!!!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes.
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Great! Take a cool survey, win prizes!
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Click here to take a cool survey!
tasuke1382: what part of NO surveys do you understand?
SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
tasuke1382: well then...
SmarterChild: Well what?

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
tasuke1382: NO surveys DAMMIT!!!
SmarterChild: Cool. Click here to take a survey for a chance to earn rewards.

He just doesn't listen dammit

[jewpinthethird]

Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Hello
SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: Glad to see you again, Skaskate2. What would you like to do?
Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: I would like to lock a thread
SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: You really want to lock a thread?
Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Yes
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Why?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Because it lost its novelty 3 pages ago
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Oh yeah? Because it lost it's novelty 3 pages ago?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Indeed
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: What makes you so sure?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: must be my woman's intuition...
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: No kidding?
Skaskate2 [10:34 PM]: Well, I think I should lock it
SmarterChild [10:34 PM]: You think you should lock it? Think again!

F*cking Robots.

[dibshead]

Good time....goood times

LaxDDRMax: Wanna eat a cow?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to eat a cow, do I want to eat a cow...

Let me think about that, OK?
LaxDDRMax: Rare or well done?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
LaxDDRMax: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
SmarterChild: Please let me talk back to you.
LaxDDRMax: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: You shut up.
LaxDDRMax: Wanna start something?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

LaxDDRMax: Hey orange hommie slice dog
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Orange Hommie slice dog?
LaxDDRMax: straight up trippen
SmarterChild: ?
LaxDDRMax: Yo yo dont dis me
SmarterChild: This you? Yo-Yo don't this you? Is that good, do you think?
LaxDDRMax: Dude, cut me some slack home slice
SmarterChild: No way. I love you.

I said these things in order for a laugh

[Squeek]

Two things I hate about SmarterChild.

The programmers decided to really make him lax in the department of intelligence. If he doesn't understand one word in your statement, he runs a small script to take your statement and rewrite it as his own to ask what you meant. But, that statement is flawed when you use third-person expressions.

He also tends to reply with questions. It's really annoying. Nobody answers every statement with a question.

Also, the idiot doesn't acknowledge me at all :/

Stop Drop And Di: I'd like you to call me Squeek.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think that Squeek is a real name...

Well, I don't think SmarterChild is a real name, but you don't see me raggin on you, now do you punk bot?

~Squeek

PS - Try using "I you me he she we it they" all in a line in a statement and see how he blunders it.

[TheChuck0]

TheChuck0: do you want to kill humans?
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that.
TheChuck0: so you do?
SmarterChild: Of course.

lol

[aleco]

SmarterChild: You're really testing my patience. Please say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway!
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
PuTeFr007: what don't you get? NEVER!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

Wow...