The blonde joke thread

[Yanah_the_Master]

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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[Freak83]

What do you do if a blonde is holding a pin in his/her hand?




























































Run! There's a grenade in his/her mouth!

[freaknacage]

how can you confuse a blonde?




















give her a bag of m&m's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order

[QreepyBORIS]

How do you kill a blonde?












































Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[freaknacage]

i almost used that one...
what do you call 10 blondes lined up in a row?

















































a wind tunnel

[Yanah_the_Master]

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?






















































when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking

[QreepyBORIS]

I heard that one.....

[freaknacage]

i almost used that one...
what do you call a blonde with half of a brain?



































































gifted

[SotN]

http://forum.4drulers.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5186

[QreepyBORIS]

Freak posted that, "prick" (as one of the forum goers put it).

[clairmai]

more of a riddle than a joke...

ok, there's three girls driving in a car: a blonde, a brunnette and a red heard. obviously, the blonde is driving, otherwise, they wouldn't have driven into a lake. anyways, the car sinks down into the water. 5 minutes later, the brunette swims up to the surface. 10 minutes later, the red head swims up to the surface. one hour later, the blonde swims up. the brunette and red head both ask "what the hell took you so long?" the blonde replies "i couldn't get the door open..."

[87x]

hmm... now... correct me if im wrong... but when the brunette got out and the red head got out.. their windows would of been ope.. right... well if the car was sunk... then it would of filled with water... and even if their was air trapped in the curved roof shape of the car.. it wouldnt of supported a single person an entire hour especially if they were breating heavily trying to open a door... sry i had to logical.. i just didnt think that joke was funny...

[Yanah_the_Master]

*punches 87x*

now do ya get it?

[freaknacage]

yall are weird...

[scorpio1690]

Yes, "yall" are weird




Two blondes come out of the mall and see they forgot their keys in the car. All of a sudden it starts raining while they're trying to open the door with a coat hanger. Then one of the blondes says,"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and they top's off!"